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Epilogue Year 9

July 2025


MMM Whatchya Say, Asiina, Busb (red wings), CC Keane, Poison Mushroom, Jonathan Fisk, and Quidnose are out of contract. I will probably officially resign at the end of this year since it'll be the 10th season I am in charge. Reckon that's a good enough time to leave.

Ecco officially retired on July 4th.

Signed with Scumhunters:
Quidnose signed for 3 years, $1.7 million per year.
Fisk signed a 1 year, $575,000 deal
Asiina, 1 year, $1.8 million
Busb, 1 year, $4.8 million
Poison Mushroom, 1 year, $1.6 million
CC Keane, 1 year, $1.1 million
MMM Whatchya Say, 1 year, $625,000

Allen Wren retired on July 10th.

Snooze Cruise retired on July 18th.

August 2025

 Po Que was waived, waived a second time, and then released.

September 2025

 Po Que signed a 2 year, $1.4 million per year deal.

Po Que has been named captain with Po Dima being an alternate.

Poison Mushroom, CC Keane, and MMM Whatchya Say were waived and assigned to Tuscon Roadrunners (AHL).

Season Preview has us at 30th. Uh oh.

October 2025

 Retro Futurist and Podima hit 700 NHL games.

Scumhunters are 3-11-1, 13th place.

November 2025

 Retro Futurist hit 300 NHL points.

Kashuno will rejoin Scumhunters on a 1 year deal worth $2.4 million in June.

Quid Nose hit 100 NHL goals.

Po Que hit 700 NHL games.

MMM Whatchya Say was re-assigned to Rapid City Rush (ECHL).

Scumhunters are 10-16-3, 13th place.

December 2025

 Magnus Gallant signed with Scumhunters for $1.6 million. To make room for Magnus, Asiina was waived and assigned to Tuscon Roadrunners (AHL).

Podima hit 100 NHL assists.

Scumhunters are 13-23-6, 14th place

January 2026

 Po Que hit 300 NHL points.

Asi ina was released and signed a 1 year, $122,000 contract with KooKoo in Finland.

Scumhunters are 16-32-8, 14th place.

February 2026

 No Scumhunters made an Olympic team. Sorry PMom and Stcikup.

Lots of offers for Pinterest Mom near the trade deadline.

Finland won a shootout with Canada to take the gold medal after a 3-3 tie.

A trade.


I hope Buffalo goes better for you, Pinterest Mom, than it did for Allen Wren!

Scumhunters are 17-36-9, 14th place.

March 2026

 Quid Nose hit 600 NHL appearances.

Scumhunters are 21-45-11, 14th place.

April 2026

 Got our first retirement announcement of this year.


Scumhunters finished 25-46-11, 14th place.

May 2026

 Asiina has signed with Innsbruck in Austria for 1 year, $215,000.

Sweden defeated Russia 2-1 to win the World Championship. No Scumhunters were involved. Canada defeated Czech Republic 3-0 to finish third.

Capitalist Pig moved to Malmo in Sweden for 1 year, $28,500.

Just going to memorialize Fisk here in case we have a quick retirement in June.








June 2026

The Carolina Hurricanes defeated the Edmonton Oilers 4-2 to win the Stanley Cup.

MMM Whatchya Say has been released and signed a 1 year, $55,000 deal with Feldkirch in Austria.


Busb is the lone remaining Scumhunter on our predraft analysis.

When Fisk retires, we'll be down to 14. Poque at 38 will surely be the next to retire. 

Stats


PlayerTeamGPGAP+/-PIMSOGAvg Rating
Quid NoseScumhunters81242852-2881076.63
Po DimaScumhunters7091120-2575906.66
Po QueScumhunters8142428-1350706.78
Retro FuturistScumhunters77171936-1661216.74
Magnus GallantScumhunters4117858136.32
Bu sbScumhunters6561622-11261016.78
Jonathan FiskScumhunters7081018-2228506.29
Poison MushroomTuscon (AHL)8217173415322076.71
CC KeaneTuscon (AHL)8611617-130586.97
MMM Whatchya SayTuscon (AHL)6202-1476.67
MMM Whatchya SayRapid City (ECHL)5291019-1184546.44
Pinterest MomScumhunters6081624-1613526.83
Pinterest MomSabres3172128144547.68
Asi InaScumhunters190447236.68
Asi InaTuscon (AHL)805504116.00
Asi InaKooKoo (FIN)182911-314156.17
This is a StickupPanthers77112132-1156616.43
Capitalist PigLulea (SWE)488816728716.6
Kash UnoTrencin (SVK)5023345717281436.94

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