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Epilogue Year 15

July 2031 Magnus Gallant retired on July 16th. This is a Stickup retired on July 16th. Quidnose, age 35, is the last Scumhunter left. He has one year left on his deal, so I think this may be his last season. He'll turn 36 in May. I'll be going fast the rest of the way. Once Quid Nose retired, we'll open up the Scumhunters record book and see if any of our former players still hold records or not. Or... not. How about that. Quidnose was a 2 star back when he was 33 in the NHL, probably a 1 star by now. So... that's that, then. The new season hasn't started yet so I'll just go ahead and crack open the record book. Remember, our season was from August 2016-June 2017 so anything in those dates belongs to our squad. We have the Highest League Position, Highest Attendance, Lowest Attendance (no idea how this wasn't broken during the years of 14th place), Highest Playoff Attendance, Lowest Playoff Attendance (all playoff
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Epilogue Year 14

July 2030 Quid Nose, This is a Stickup, and Po Dima are all out of contract. Retro Futurist retired on July 17th. Quid Nose signed a 2 year, $110,000 per year deal with Lustenau in Austria. This is a Stickup signed a 1 year, $141,000 deal with Tappara in Finland. Also, this happened. I landed here. Po Dima, the oldest player in the game, remains without a team. I halfway think he may just retire. August 2030 September 2030 He actually retired a day later. Podima's memorial. He's rated as a 5 star because I'm currently in the ECHL. His last check in at the NHL level was a 1 star. This means we only have 3 Scumhunters left, and none of them are playing in the NHL currently. October 2030 With everyone playing overseas, we won't get many updates for NHL milestones, so this should go very quickly. I may end up doing a 2-for-1 and combine two years in this. Scumhunters are 2-10-2, 14th place. SEE IT WASN'T ALL MY F
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Epilogue Year 13

July 2029 This is a Stickup, Quid Nose, and Retro Futurist are out of contract. I got this worrying news. I hope all of those fans stay safe. This is a Stickup, Scumhunters, 1 year, $3.7 million Quid Nose, Scumhunters, 1 year, $850,000 Retro Futurist, Karlskrona (SWE), 1 year, $110,000 Bu Sb retired on July 15. Pinterest Mom retired on July 22. August 2029 September 2029 Po Dima remains captain. He is the oldest of the 5 remaining players. Quidnose and Magnus Gallant were waived and assigned to Tuscon (AHL). Magnus Gallant has been named Tuscon captain. Season preview hit 28th. October 2029 Po Dima hit 1000 NHL games. Scumhunters are 6-7-2, 8th place. It's been a while sine that wasn't 14th! November 2029 Quid Nose hit 200 AHL games. Scumhunters are 9-11-7, 13th place. Ah, dang. December 2029 Po Dima suffered a fractured arm and will miss a month. This is a Stickup hit 1000 NHL games. Magnus Gallant was re-assigned to Rapid City (E
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Epilogue Year 12

July 2028 Po Dima, Pinterest Mom, This is a Stickup (Panthers), Quid Nose, and Retro Futurist are all out of contract. Poison Mushroom retired on July 3. Scumhunter signings: Po Dima, 2 year, $790,000 a year This is a Stickup, 1 year, $3.5 million Quid Nose, 1 year, $1.9 million Pinterest Mom, 2 years, $1.8 million Retro Futurist, 1 year, $650,00 All five non-foreign based players are back home now. Kash Uno retired July 12. Capitalist Pig retired July 18. August 2028 Nope September 2028 Po Dima is team captain. Scumhunters predicted 29th. I did a thing. I did not know you could manage a club and country at the same time. I thought I had read the opposite, actually. Would have definitely been in charge of USA or Canada at some point and called all the Scumhunters up to win medals. My biggest regret. Retro Futurist was waived and assigned to Tuscon (AHL). October 2028 Scumhunters are 3-9-0, 14th place November 2028 Scumhunters are 4-20-3, 14th
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