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Epilogue Year 15

July 2031

Magnus Gallant retired on July 16th.

This is a Stickup retired on July 16th.

Quidnose, age 35, is the last Scumhunter left. He has one year left on his deal, so I think this may be his last season. He'll turn 36 in May.

I'll be going fast the rest of the way. Once Quid Nose retired, we'll open up the Scumhunters record book and see if any of our former players still hold records or not.

Or... not.


How about that.








Quidnose was a 2 star back when he was 33 in the NHL, probably a 1 star by now.

So... that's that, then. The new season hasn't started yet so I'll just go ahead and crack open the record book.


Remember, our season was from August 2016-June 2017 so anything in those dates belongs to our squad. We have the Highest League Position, Highest Attendance, Lowest Attendance (no idea how this wasn't broken during the years of 14th place), Highest Playoff Attendance, Lowest Playoff Attendance (all playoff games sold out???), Highest Playoff Gate Receipts, Average Attendance, Most Points, Most Wins, Least Goals Against, Biggest Win, Biggest Playoff Win, Biggest Defeat, and Highest Scoring Playoff Game. Next page!


Most Games Won in Row, which incidentally is Most Games Without Losing, Most Points By A Defenseman (Thatcher O'Dwyer is The Lord of Hats), Most Assist By A Rookie (Piet Molnar is Pinterest Mom), Most Wins (Arne Strharsky is Bird Strike), Highest Average Rating, and Most Goals In a Game (M. Twerdun is Murmur Twin). Additionally, although not set by our team, Scumhunters hold the record for Best Goals Against Average, Best Save Percentage, and Most First Star Selections. Last page!


Most Assists in a Game (B. Knies is Bottle Knight), Most Career Games, Most Career Penalty Minutes (This would be Podima if he hadn't spent so long away!), Most Career Wins, and of course Oldest Player. 

Congrats everyone!

Looking in the NHL record book, the Scumhunters hold the record for most penalty minutes in a season at 983 minutes in 2024-2025, but one of our own still has an individual record.


Congrats, Bird Strike!

Ok folks, I think that's going to do it. I hope you have enjoyed!

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