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Epilogue Year 13

July 2029

 This is a Stickup, Quid Nose, and Retro Futurist are out of contract.

I got this worrying news.


I hope all of those fans stay safe.

This is a Stickup, Scumhunters, 1 year, $3.7 million
Quid Nose, Scumhunters, 1 year, $850,000
Retro Futurist, Karlskrona (SWE), 1 year, $110,000

Bu Sb retired on July 15.

Pinterest Mom retired on July 22.

August 2029

 September 2029

 Po Dima remains captain. He is the oldest of the 5 remaining players.

Quidnose and Magnus Gallant were waived and assigned to Tuscon (AHL). Magnus Gallant has been named Tuscon captain.

Season preview hit 28th.

October 2029

 Po Dima hit 1000 NHL games.

Scumhunters are 6-7-2, 8th place. It's been a while sine that wasn't 14th!

November 2029

 Quid Nose hit 200 AHL games.

Scumhunters are 9-11-7, 13th place. Ah, dang.

December 2029

 Po Dima suffered a fractured arm and will miss a month.

This is a Stickup hit 1000 NHL games.

Magnus Gallant was re-assigned to Rapid City (ECHL).

Quid Nose hit 100 AHL assists.

Scumhunters are 15-18-8, 13th place. Been a while since we weren't 14th for three months in a row!

January 2030

 Po Dima hit... wait, what?


Congrats?

Scumhunters are 16-31-8, 14th place. Dang it.

February 2030

Quid Nose hit 200 AHL points.

Scumhunters are 16-35-10, 14th place

March 2030

 Po Dima hit 300 NHL points.

Scumhunters are 19-45-12, 14th place.

April 2030

 Got a late retirement notice


Scumhunters finished 23-46-13, 14th place.

May 2030

 Retro Futurist's foreign contract ended.

Magnus Gallant was released and signed a 1 year deal with Klagenfurt in Austria for $140,000.

June 2030

The Dallas Stars defeated the Buffalo Sabres 4-3 to win the Stanley Cup.

Retro Futurist memorial









PlayerTeamGPGAP+/-PIMSOGAvg Rating
Po DimaScumhunters687815-2350696.41
This is a StickupScumhunters44369-721226.14
Quid NoseTuscon (AHL)4922204221201836.96
Magnus GallantTuscon (AHL)5000-2425.6
Magnus GallantRapid City (ECHL)2919101326355.9
Retro FuturistKarlskrona (SWE)501321341461376.58

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