July 2026
Magnus Gallant, Pinterest Mom (Sabres), Bu sb, CC Keane, Poison Mushroom, and Jonathan Fisk (retiring) have left their teams.
I resigned my position but then couldn't find a shortlist and didn't get emails about retirements so I decided, instead, that next time national team jobs come open I'll apply for them and move into international management.
Re-signed
Magnus Galalnt, 1 year, $3.9 million
Pinterest Mom, 1 year, $7.5 million
Poison Mushrom, 1 year, $1 million
Keane signed a 1 year deal with Nottingham Panthers (ENG), 1 year, $110,000.
Fisk officially retired on July 22nd.
Poison Mushroom was waived and released.
August 2026
N/A
September 2026
Po Que and Po Dima are captain and alternate captain again.
Poison Mushroom signed for 1 year, $625,000, and was immediately waived and assigned to Tuscon (AHL).
Podima was put on the trading block, generating a lot of interest, and then waived instead. So, of course.
He was claimed, meaning Scumhunters got nothing for him. Enjoy Nashville, Pod!
Retro Futurist, Po Que, and Kash Uno were also put on the trading block.
Season Preview puts Scumhunters at 26th.
October 2026
Magnus Gallant was added to the trading block.
Kashuno was waived and assigned to Tuscon (AHL). He was then quickly re-assigned to Rapid City Rush (ECHL).
Scumhunters are 1-7-3, 14th place
November 2026
Quid Nose was put on the trading block.
Poison Mushroom was re-assigned to Rapid City Rush (ECHL).
Scumhunters are 7-16-2, 13th place.
December 2026
Magnus Gallant hit 200 NHL games.
Retro Futurist hit 800 NHL games.
Scumhunters are 12-23-3, 14th place.
January 2027
We got our first retirement announcement of the year and amazingly it's not Poque.
It's Asiina.
And then another!
Keane will be leaving us.
Scumhunters are 16-31-4, 14th place.
February 2027
Another retirement
Since they are all foreign based, playing short seasons, I'll probably do their memorials in order starting with Asiina in March.
Busb has ended his unemployed spell by moving to Grenoble in France, where he'll get $50,000 for two months of work.
Pinterest Mom hit 500 NHL points.
Scumhunters are 16-37-8, 14th place
March 2027
Po Que hit 300 NHL assists.
Retro Futurist hit 200 NHL assists.
Scumhunters are 21-45-11, 14th place.
Asiina memorial
Asiina had an international appearance while playing for Geneve-Servette back in April 2022. Missed that. Probably at the World Championships. Sorry!
April 2027
Scumhunters finished 22-48-12, 14th place.
Another retirement announcement
And this time it is Po Que. Makes sense, he is very old now.
Keane memorial.
May 2027
Asiina (retiring), Capitalist Pig, Bu Sb, CC Keane (retiring), and MMM Whatchya Say (retiring) all left their foreign teams.
Capitalist Pig signs for Karlskoga in Sweden for 1 year, $28,000.
Busb signed for AIK in Sweden for 1 year, $180,000.
MMM Whatchya Say memorial
June 2027
The Ottawa Senators defeated the Edmonton Oilers 4-1 to win the Stanley Cup.
2027 Pre draft
And now Poque's memorial and stats.
When these four officially retire, we'll be down to 10.
Magnus Gallant, Pinterest Mom (Sabres), Bu sb, CC Keane, Poison Mushroom, and Jonathan Fisk (retiring) have left their teams.
I resigned my position but then couldn't find a shortlist and didn't get emails about retirements so I decided, instead, that next time national team jobs come open I'll apply for them and move into international management.
Re-signed
Magnus Galalnt, 1 year, $3.9 million
Pinterest Mom, 1 year, $7.5 million
Poison Mushrom, 1 year, $1 million
Keane signed a 1 year deal with Nottingham Panthers (ENG), 1 year, $110,000.
Fisk officially retired on July 22nd.
Poison Mushroom was waived and released.
August 2026
N/A
September 2026
Po Que and Po Dima are captain and alternate captain again.
Poison Mushroom signed for 1 year, $625,000, and was immediately waived and assigned to Tuscon (AHL).
Podima was put on the trading block, generating a lot of interest, and then waived instead. So, of course.
He was claimed, meaning Scumhunters got nothing for him. Enjoy Nashville, Pod!
Retro Futurist, Po Que, and Kash Uno were also put on the trading block.
Season Preview puts Scumhunters at 26th.
October 2026
Magnus Gallant was added to the trading block.
Kashuno was waived and assigned to Tuscon (AHL). He was then quickly re-assigned to Rapid City Rush (ECHL).
Scumhunters are 1-7-3, 14th place
November 2026
Quid Nose was put on the trading block.
Poison Mushroom was re-assigned to Rapid City Rush (ECHL).
Scumhunters are 7-16-2, 13th place.
December 2026
Magnus Gallant hit 200 NHL games.
Retro Futurist hit 800 NHL games.
Scumhunters are 12-23-3, 14th place.
January 2027
We got our first retirement announcement of the year and amazingly it's not Poque.
It's Asiina.
And then another!
Keane will be leaving us.
Scumhunters are 16-31-4, 14th place.
February 2027
Another retirement
Since they are all foreign based, playing short seasons, I'll probably do their memorials in order starting with Asiina in March.
Busb has ended his unemployed spell by moving to Grenoble in France, where he'll get $50,000 for two months of work.
Pinterest Mom hit 500 NHL points.
Scumhunters are 16-37-8, 14th place
March 2027
Po Que hit 300 NHL assists.
Retro Futurist hit 200 NHL assists.
Scumhunters are 21-45-11, 14th place.
Asiina memorial
Asiina had an international appearance while playing for Geneve-Servette back in April 2022. Missed that. Probably at the World Championships. Sorry!
April 2027
Scumhunters finished 22-48-12, 14th place.
Another retirement announcement
And this time it is Po Que. Makes sense, he is very old now.
Keane memorial.
May 2027
Asiina (retiring), Capitalist Pig, Bu Sb, CC Keane (retiring), and MMM Whatchya Say (retiring) all left their foreign teams.
Capitalist Pig signs for Karlskoga in Sweden for 1 year, $28,000.
Busb signed for AIK in Sweden for 1 year, $180,000.
MMM Whatchya Say memorial
June 2027
The Ottawa Senators defeated the Edmonton Oilers 4-1 to win the Stanley Cup.
2027 Pre draft
And now Poque's memorial and stats.
When these four officially retire, we'll be down to 10.
Player | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | SOG | Avg Rating |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Quid Nose | Scumhunters | 79 | 5 | 19 | 24 | -23 | 64 | 61 | 6.49 |
Po Que | Scumhunters | 82 | 2 | 20 | 22 | -20 | 52 | 48 | 6.54 |
Retro Futurist | Scumhunters | 81 | 14 | 18 | 32 | -18 | 75 | 88 | 6.8 |
Pinterest Mom | Scumhunters | 80 | 14 | 24 | 38 | -10 | 28 | 116 | 7.1 |
Magnus Gallant | Scumhunters | 57 | 1 | 6 | 7 | -14 | 6 | 19 | 6.33 |
Poison Mushroom | Tuscon (AHL) | 7 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -2 | 0 | 13 | 7.14 |
Poison Mushroom | Rapid City (ECHL) | 47 | 27 | 14 | 41 | -2 | 74 | 234 | 6.32 |
Kash Uno | Rapid City (ECHL) | 18 | 2 | 7 | 9 | 1 | 16 | 36 | 6.33 |
Po Dima | Predators | 79 | 2 | 4 | 6 | -27 | 83 | 83 | 6.57 |
This is a Stickup | Panthers | 73 | 6 | 17 | 23 | -23 | 24 | 57 | 6.37 |
Capitalist Pig | Malmo (SWE) | 50 | 9 | 14 | 23 | 9 | 18 | 62 | 6.72 |
Asi Ina | Innsbruck (AUT) | 48 | 8 | 34 | 42 | 18 | 35 | 135 | 6.56 |
CC Keane | Nottingham (ENG) | 47 | 5 | 22 | 27 | 2 | 40 | 102 | 7.19 |
MMM Whatchya Say | Feldkirch (AUT) | 50 | 16 | 44 | 60 | 22 | 46 | 135 | 7.08 |
Bu sb | Grenoble (FRA) | 11 | 6 | 7 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 84 | 7 |
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