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Epilogue Year 10

July 2026

 Magnus Gallant, Pinterest Mom (Sabres), Bu sb, CC Keane, Poison Mushroom, and Jonathan Fisk (retiring) have left their teams.

I resigned my position but then couldn't find a shortlist and didn't get emails about retirements so I decided, instead, that next time national team jobs come open I'll apply for them and move into international management.

Re-signed
Magnus Galalnt, 1 year, $3.9 million
Pinterest Mom, 1 year, $7.5 million
Poison Mushrom, 1 year, $1 million

Keane signed a 1 year deal with Nottingham Panthers (ENG), 1 year, $110,000.

Fisk officially retired on July 22nd.

Poison Mushroom was waived and released.

August 2026

 N/A

September 2026

 Po Que and Po Dima are captain and alternate captain again.

Poison Mushroom signed for 1 year, $625,000, and was immediately waived and assigned to Tuscon (AHL).

Podima was put on the trading block, generating a lot of interest, and then waived instead. So, of course.


He was claimed, meaning Scumhunters got nothing for him. Enjoy Nashville, Pod!

Retro Futurist, Po Que, and Kash Uno were also put on the trading block.

Season Preview puts Scumhunters at 26th.

October 2026

 Magnus Gallant was added to the trading block.

Kashuno was waived and assigned to Tuscon (AHL). He was then quickly re-assigned to Rapid City Rush (ECHL).

Scumhunters are 1-7-3, 14th place

November 2026

 Quid Nose was put on the trading block.

Poison Mushroom was re-assigned to Rapid City Rush (ECHL).

Scumhunters are 7-16-2, 13th place.

December 2026

 Magnus Gallant hit 200 NHL games.

Retro Futurist hit 800 NHL games.

Scumhunters are 12-23-3, 14th place.

January 2027

 We got our first retirement announcement of the year and amazingly it's not Poque.


It's Asiina.

And then another!


Keane will be leaving us.

Scumhunters are 16-31-4, 14th place.

February 2027

 Another retirement


Since they are all foreign based, playing short seasons, I'll probably do their memorials in order starting with Asiina in March.

Busb has ended his unemployed spell by moving to Grenoble in France, where he'll get $50,000 for two months of work.

Pinterest Mom hit 500 NHL points.

Scumhunters are 16-37-8, 14th place

March 2027

 Po Que hit 300 NHL assists.

Retro Futurist hit 200 NHL assists.

Scumhunters are 21-45-11, 14th place.

Asiina memorial







Asiina had an international appearance while playing for Geneve-Servette back in April 2022. Missed that. Probably at the World Championships. Sorry!

April 2027

 Scumhunters finished 22-48-12, 14th place.

Another retirement announcement


And this time it is Po Que. Makes sense, he is very old now.

Keane memorial.







May 2027

 Asiina (retiring), Capitalist Pig, Bu Sb, CC Keane (retiring), and MMM Whatchya Say (retiring) all left their foreign teams.

Capitalist Pig signs for Karlskoga in Sweden for 1 year, $28,000.

Busb signed for AIK in Sweden for 1 year, $180,000.

MMM Whatchya Say memorial







June 2027

 The Ottawa Senators defeated the Edmonton Oilers 4-1 to win the Stanley Cup.

2027 Pre draft


And now Poque's memorial and stats.








When these four officially retire, we'll be down to 10.


PlayerTeamGPGAP+/-PIMSOGAvg Rating
Quid NoseScumhunters7951924-2364616.49
Po QueScumhunters8222022-2052486.54
Retro FuturistScumhunters81141832-1875886.8
Pinterest MomScumhunters80142438-10281167.1
Magnus GallantScumhunters57167-146196.33
Poison MushroomTuscon (AHL)7134-20137.14
Poison MushroomRapid City (ECHL)47271441-2742346.32
Kash UnoRapid City (ECHL)18279116366.33
Po DimaPredators79246-2783836.57
This is a StickupPanthers7361723-2324576.37
Capitalist PigMalmo (SWE)5091423918626.72
Asi InaInnsbruck (AUT)488344218351356.56
CC KeaneNottingham (ENG)47522272401027.19
MMM Whatchya SayFeldkirch (AUT)5016446022461357.08
Bu sbGrenoble (FRA)116713102847

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