July 2027
Po Dima (Predators), Po Que (retiring), Poison Mushroom, Kash Uno, Magnus Gallant, and Retro Futurist are out of contract.
Scumhunters signed:
Po Dima, 1 year, $4 million
Magnus Gallant, 2 years, $800,000 per year
Retro Futurist, 1 year, $3.1 million
Poison Mushroom, 1 year, $1.8 million
Kash Uno signed for Stoczniowiec in Poland for 1 year, $22,000.
Po Que retired on July 12th.
MMM Whatchya Say retired on July 17th.
Asi Ina and CC Keane retired on July 20th.
August 2027
:iiam:
September 2027
Po Dima is team captain.
Scumhunters predicted to finish in 29th.
Quid Nose was waived and re-assigned Tuscon (AHL).
October 2027
Scumhunters finish October 2-10-0, 14th place.
November 2027
Pinterest Mom hit 900 NHL games.
Scumhunters are 5-19-1, 14th place.
December 2027
Scumhunters are 7-26-4, 14th place
January 2028
While CPig was in the second oldest age group, I was not expecting him to be the first to announce a retirement this year!
Down in the AHL, Quid Nose dislocated his shoulder and is gonna miss a month or two. Ouchie.
Kash Uno is the oldest player left in the game and will be leaving. After him and CPig are gone, that'll leave 8. Actually, better make that 7.
This is a Stickup (Panthers) was waived and sent to Springfield (AHL).
Poison Mushroom was waived and assigned to Tuscon (AHL).
Retro Futurist hit 900 NHL games.
Scumhunters are 8-36-4, 14th place.
February 2028
Retro Futruist and Magnus Gallant were waived and assigned to Tuscon (AHL)
Poison Mushroom and Magnus Gallant were re-assigned to Rapid City Rush (ECHL).
Po Dima reached 900 NHL games.
Scumhunters are 12-46-5, 14th place.
March 2028
Scumhunters are 14-56-8, 14th place
April 2028
Scumhunters finished 15-59-8, 14th place.
Capitalist Pig's memorial
A third place medal at the World Championships in the only time he was called up and he got to finish his career playing in his home country. Not a bad deal.
May 2028
The foreign players (Capitalist Pig, Busb, Kashuno) are out of contract.
Bu Sb signed a 1 year deal with AIK in Sweden for $140,000.
Poison Mushroom was released.
Kash Uno memorial
June 2028
Magnus Gallant was released. He signed for Lulea for 1 year, $300,000.
The Ottawa Senators defeated the Edmonton Oilers 4-1 to win the Stanley Cup. Three of those wins came in overtime.
Pre Draft
Main reason I included it is it only includes one Scumhunter in Quid Nose, but he is assigned to Tuscon right now. Ha.
Poison Mushroom memorial
Stats
Po Dima (Predators), Po Que (retiring), Poison Mushroom, Kash Uno, Magnus Gallant, and Retro Futurist are out of contract.
Scumhunters signed:
Po Dima, 1 year, $4 million
Magnus Gallant, 2 years, $800,000 per year
Retro Futurist, 1 year, $3.1 million
Poison Mushroom, 1 year, $1.8 million
Kash Uno signed for Stoczniowiec in Poland for 1 year, $22,000.
Po Que retired on July 12th.
MMM Whatchya Say retired on July 17th.
Asi Ina and CC Keane retired on July 20th.
August 2027
:iiam:
September 2027
Po Dima is team captain.
Scumhunters predicted to finish in 29th.
Quid Nose was waived and re-assigned Tuscon (AHL).
October 2027
Scumhunters finish October 2-10-0, 14th place.
November 2027
Pinterest Mom hit 900 NHL games.
Scumhunters are 5-19-1, 14th place.
December 2027
Scumhunters are 7-26-4, 14th place
January 2028
While CPig was in the second oldest age group, I was not expecting him to be the first to announce a retirement this year!
Down in the AHL, Quid Nose dislocated his shoulder and is gonna miss a month or two. Ouchie.
Kash Uno is the oldest player left in the game and will be leaving. After him and CPig are gone, that'll leave 8. Actually, better make that 7.
Poison Mushroom was waived and assigned to Tuscon (AHL).
Retro Futurist hit 900 NHL games.
Scumhunters are 8-36-4, 14th place.
February 2028
Retro Futruist and Magnus Gallant were waived and assigned to Tuscon (AHL)
Poison Mushroom and Magnus Gallant were re-assigned to Rapid City Rush (ECHL).
Po Dima reached 900 NHL games.
Scumhunters are 12-46-5, 14th place.
March 2028
Scumhunters are 14-56-8, 14th place
April 2028
Scumhunters finished 15-59-8, 14th place.
Capitalist Pig's memorial
A third place medal at the World Championships in the only time he was called up and he got to finish his career playing in his home country. Not a bad deal.
May 2028
The foreign players (Capitalist Pig, Busb, Kashuno) are out of contract.
Bu Sb signed a 1 year deal with AIK in Sweden for $140,000.
Poison Mushroom was released.
Kash Uno memorial
June 2028
Magnus Gallant was released. He signed for Lulea for 1 year, $300,000.
The Ottawa Senators defeated the Edmonton Oilers 4-1 to win the Stanley Cup. Three of those wins came in overtime.
Pre Draft
Main reason I included it is it only includes one Scumhunter in Quid Nose, but he is assigned to Tuscon right now. Ha.
Poison Mushroom memorial
Stats
| Player | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | SOG | Avg Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Po Dima | Scumhunters | 73 | 13 | 12 | 25 | -32 | 70 | 137 | 6.47 |
| Pinterest Mom | Scumhunters | 82 | 5 | 27 | 32 | -4 | 24 | 80 | 7.01 |
| Retro Futurist | Scumhunters | 49 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -24 | 70 | 29 | 6.14 |
| Retro Futurist | Tuscon (AHL) | 47 | 15 | 12 | 27 | 8 | 34 | 119 | 6.87 |
| Magnus Gallant | Scumhunters | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| Magnus Gallant | Tuscon (AHL) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 7.5 |
| Magnus Gallant | Rapid City (ECHL) | 25 | 1 | 5 | 6 | -5 | 12 | 37 | 6 |
| Poison Mushroom | Scumhunters | 20 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -15 | 10 | 9 | 6.3 |
| Poison Mushroom | Tuscon (AHL) | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 6.63 |
| Poison Mushroom | Rapid City (ECHL) | 24 | 3 | 10 | 13 | -4 | 6 | 62 | 5.83 |
| Quid Nose | Tuscon (AHL) | 60 | 19 | 25 | 44 | -4 | 20 | 201 | 7.13 |
| This is a Stickup | Panthers | 50 | 8 | 6 | 14 | -7 | 10 | 41 | 6.34 |
| This is a Stickup | Springfield (AHL) | 17 | 2 | 8 | 10 | -3 | 8 | 56 | 7.12 |
| Kash Uno | Stoczniowiec (POL) | 50 | 37 | 46 | 83 | 31 | 16 | 191 | 7.44 |
| Capitalist Pig | Karlskoga (SWE) | 50 | 14 | 14 | 28 | 21 | 32 | 59 | 6.96 |
| Bu sb | AIK (SWE) | 45 | 31 | 15 | 46 | 3 | 11 | 192 | 7.33 |
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