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Epilogue Year 12

July 2028

 Po Dima, Pinterest Mom, This is a Stickup (Panthers), Quid Nose, and Retro Futurist are all out of contract.

Poison Mushroom retired on July 3.

Scumhunter signings:
Po Dima, 2 year, $790,000 a year
This is a Stickup, 1 year, $3.5 million
Quid Nose, 1 year, $1.9 million
Pinterest Mom, 2 years, $1.8 million
Retro Futurist, 1 year, $650,00

All five non-foreign based players are back home now.

Kash Uno retired July 12.

Capitalist Pig retired July 18.

August 2028

 Nope

September 2028

 Po Dima is team captain.

Scumhunters predicted 29th.

I did a thing.


I did not know you could manage a club and country at the same time. I thought I had read the opposite, actually. Would have definitely been in charge of USA or Canada at some point and called all the Scumhunters up to win medals. My biggest regret.

Retro Futurist was waived and assigned to Tuscon (AHL).

October 2028

 Scumhunters are 3-9-0, 14th place

November 2028

 Scumhunters are 4-20-3, 14th place

December 2028

 Pinterest Mom hit 1000 NHL games.

Scumhunters are 8-27-5, 14th place.

January 2029

 Quid Nose hit 700 NHL appearances.


Busb is the second oldest of our 7 folks still going. Pinterest Mom is the oldest. Half way expect them to retire too now that they've hit 1000 games.


Oh, hey, there we are.

Scumhunters are 11-35-5, 14th place.

February 2029

 Quid Nose was waived and assigned to Tuscon (AHL).

Scumhunters are 14-43-6, 14th place

March 2029

 Scumhunters are 21-50-7, 14th place

April 2029

 Scumhunters finish 23-52-7, 14th place

Going to go ahead and memorialize Pinterest Mom here since we are done with the season.









Two Olympic Gold medals, a World Cup silver, multiple weekly awards, and a lot of games played. While never a captain, Pinterest Mom deserves to be in the argument with The Lord of Hats for the Scumhunters best player.

May 2029

 Busb memorial







He only ever played twice for the USA but he got a silver at the 2021 World Championships for it.

Magnus Gallant signed a 1 year, $4.8 million dollar deal with the Scumhunters.

At some point that I missed apparently Retro Futurist got moved from Tuscon (AHL) to Rapid City (ECHL).

June 2029

 The Ottawa Senators defeated the Minnesota Wild 4-0 to win the Stanley Cup.

For the first time, no Scumhunters are in the pre draft preview.


PlayerTeamGPGAP+/-PIMSOGAvg Rating
Po DimaScumhunters8213821-40481166.37
This is a StickupScumhunters6061319-1718516.17
Pinterest MomScumhunters7861218-1943606.67
Quid NoseScumhunters10101-1846.4
Quid NoseTuscon (AHL)1941115-415627
Retro FuturistTuscon (AHL)2551217518477.24
Retro FuturistRapid City (ECHL)18101424612727.11
Bu sbAIK (SWE)503018481142037.06
Magnus GallantLulea (SWE)5037101436486

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