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Epilogue Year 14

July 2030

Quid Nose, This is a Stickup, and Po Dima are all out of contract.

Retro Futurist retired on July 17th.

Quid Nose signed a 2 year, $110,000 per year deal with Lustenau in Austria.

This is a Stickup signed a 1 year, $141,000 deal with Tappara in Finland.

Also, this happened.


I landed here.



Po Dima, the oldest player in the game, remains without a team. I halfway think he may just retire.

August 2030

September 2030



He actually retired a day later. Podima's memorial.







He's rated as a 5 star because I'm currently in the ECHL. His last check in at the NHL level was a 1 star. This means we only have 3 Scumhunters left, and none of them are playing in the NHL currently.

October 2030

With everyone playing overseas, we won't get many updates for NHL milestones, so this should go very quickly. I may end up doing a 2-for-1 and combine two years in this.

Scumhunters are 2-10-2, 14th place. SEE IT WASN'T ALL MY FAULT, THE TEAM IS JUST BAD.

November 2030

Scumhunters are 7-13-4, 14th place

December 2030

Scumhunters are 11-19-6, 14th place

January 2031

Couple of retirements




Scumhunters are 16-26-6, 14th place.

February 2031

Scumhunters are 21-29-10, 13th place

March 2031

Scumhunters are 24-38-14, 14th place

April 2031

Scumhunters finished 28-40-14, 14th place.

This is a Stickup (retiring) and Magnus Gallant (retiring) are out of contract.

Magnus Gallant memorial







Magnus would report in as a 1 star in the NHL.

May 2031









Stickup was 1 star NHL.

June 2031

The Nashville Predators defeated the Florida Panthers 4-0 to win the Stanley Cup.

Stats



PlayerTeamGPGAP+/-PIMSOGAvg Rating
This is a StickupTappara (FIN)5017425921421476.48
Quid NoseLustenau (AUT)5044561006381798.38
Magnus GallantKlagenfurt (AUT)50510153218646.26

I know Quid is playing in Austria, but 44 goals in 50 games is nice all the same.

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