July 2022
Ecco Raven, Magnus Gallant, Murmur Twin (Kings), CC Keane (Ducks), Diq Nol (retiring), Bird Strike, Kash Uno (Blue Jackets), and Retro Futurist (Kings) are all out of contract and have left their respective teams.
Ecco signed for Scumhunters for 4 years, $3.3 million per year
Murmur Twin signed for Scumhunters for 1 year, $4.8 million
Retro Futurist signed for Scumhunters for 4 years, $3.7 million per year
Bird Strike signed for Scumhunters for 2 years, $1.8 million per year
Magnus Gallant signed for Scumhunters for 3 years, $1.35 million per year
CC Keane signed for Scumhunters for 2 years, $3.6 million per year
Kashuno signed for Scumhunters for 3 years, $1.6 million per year
LOL that Bird is getting less money than Ecco. Bird has always started and Ecco has been #2. I wonder if that is changing? In the hurry to sign up all these players, we are over the salary cap I think, so someone if not a few folks will probably be released again. Circle of life.
This is also pretty convincing evidence that the AI likes to sign folks on my shortlist. Really think I might need to resign after this year. I'll think it over.
On July 29th, Diq Nol officially retired.
August 2022
Nothin here.
September 2022
The Lord of Hats is named captain. Kash Uno and Murmur Twin are the alternates. Po Que will captain the reigning champion Hurricanes.
Allen Wren and Magnus Gallant were waived and assigned to Tuscon Roadrunners (AHL).
Birdstrike and Capitalist Pig were put on the trading block.
Scumhunters predicted to finish dead last. Pinterest Mom listed as team MVP.
Wren was re-assigned to Rapid City Rush (ECHL).
October 2022
CC Keane hit 400 NHL games.
Quid Nose hit 300 NHL games.
Retro Futurist hit 100 NHL assists.
Pinterest Mom hit 300 NHL points.
Busb hit 200 NHL points.
Scumhunters 6-5-1, 6th place.
November 2022
Interesting note about the Predators, who won the Cup two years in a row before the current champion Hurricanes.
CPig went on the trading block.
Murmur Twin hit 300 NHL points.
Scumhunters 13-10-2, 5th place
December 2022
PMom, Retro Futurist, Busb, and Murmur Twin hit 500 NHL games.
MMM Whatchya Say put on the trading block, and also hit 500 NHL games.
Busb hits 100 NHL goals.
Poison Mushroom hit 100 NHL assists.
MMM Whatchya Say was waived and re-assigned to Tuscon Roadrunners (AHL).
Retro Futurist hit 200 NHL points.
PMom signed a 1 year, $9 million extension.
Scumhunters are 21-14-3, 6th place
January 2023
Snooze Cruise hit 300 NHL appearances.
All Star time and there's one notable absence
Hats, aged 39, will miss out on the All Star game. I am amazed he is still going tbh. He turns 40 in July so I halfway expect him to retire before then. It will be weird to see this team captained by someone that isn't The Lord of Hats.
Somehow Pinterest Mom did not play in the All Star game. His team lost 8-5. Weird.
Capitalist Pig was waived and re-assigned oto Tuscon Roadrunners (AHL).
Scumhunters are 26-18-4, 6th place
February 2023
Po Que has added another year at $7 million to his Hurricanes contract.
Snooze Cruise hit 100 NHL points.
Hats hit 200 NHL assists.
ASIINA IS UNDERGOING A FOURTH WRIST SURGERY she is definitely bugged, RIP asiina you're never going to play very much and slowly fade away in Switzerland.
Scumhunters are 35-24-4, 6th place. Looks like we'll be in the playoffs this year.
March 2023
Ecco Raven has made their 200th NHL appearance.
Kashuno hit 200 NHL assists.
Scumhunters are 43-30-6, 6th place, just about to qualify for the playoffs.
April 2023
On April 1st, in fact, we do qualify for the playoffs. Scumhunters finish the regular season 46-30-6 in 4th place. We are matched up against the 3rd place Ducks.
A couple of new team records.
Ducks defeat the Scumhunters 4-2. Bummer.
This is a Stickup (CAN) is the only player to get called up for the World Championships.
Stickup played okay in a 4-3 win over Belarus.
Stickup recorded two assists and was selected second star in a 5-1 win over Switzerland.
May 2023
Stickup recorded an assist in a 3-0 victory over Denmark.
Asiina has left Geneve-Servette and is a free agent.
Stickup had a bad game as Finland defeated Canada 3-1.
Stickup had a bad game as Norway defeated Canada 4-2.
Stickup played fine as Canada defeated Poland 5-0.
Stickup played fine but was unable to help as Russia won 4-3 after a shootout.
Stickup played okay as the USA defeated Canada 3-0, ending their tournament.
Sweden defeated the USA 5-2 to become world champions.
June 2023
The Toronto Maple Leafs are Stanley Cup champions, having defeated the Ducks 4-1.
Pre draft, as always
No Birdstrike on the list since Ecco has taken their place.
When you look over the stats, notice that Old Man Hats scored 10 goals, which is the most he has scored since we won the Stanley Cup (he tied his regular season high). He's 39! Ageless wonder.
Finally,
Congrats again, Murmur Twin!
Ecco Raven, Magnus Gallant, Murmur Twin (Kings), CC Keane (Ducks), Diq Nol (retiring), Bird Strike, Kash Uno (Blue Jackets), and Retro Futurist (Kings) are all out of contract and have left their respective teams.
Ecco signed for Scumhunters for 4 years, $3.3 million per year
Murmur Twin signed for Scumhunters for 1 year, $4.8 million
Retro Futurist signed for Scumhunters for 4 years, $3.7 million per year
Bird Strike signed for Scumhunters for 2 years, $1.8 million per year
Magnus Gallant signed for Scumhunters for 3 years, $1.35 million per year
CC Keane signed for Scumhunters for 2 years, $3.6 million per year
Kashuno signed for Scumhunters for 3 years, $1.6 million per year
LOL that Bird is getting less money than Ecco. Bird has always started and Ecco has been #2. I wonder if that is changing? In the hurry to sign up all these players, we are over the salary cap I think, so someone if not a few folks will probably be released again. Circle of life.
This is also pretty convincing evidence that the AI likes to sign folks on my shortlist. Really think I might need to resign after this year. I'll think it over.
On July 29th, Diq Nol officially retired.
August 2022
Nothin here.
September 2022
The Lord of Hats is named captain. Kash Uno and Murmur Twin are the alternates. Po Que will captain the reigning champion Hurricanes.
Allen Wren and Magnus Gallant were waived and assigned to Tuscon Roadrunners (AHL).
Birdstrike and Capitalist Pig were put on the trading block.
Scumhunters predicted to finish dead last. Pinterest Mom listed as team MVP.
Wren was re-assigned to Rapid City Rush (ECHL).
October 2022
CC Keane hit 400 NHL games.
Quid Nose hit 300 NHL games.
Retro Futurist hit 100 NHL assists.
Pinterest Mom hit 300 NHL points.
Busb hit 200 NHL points.
Scumhunters 6-5-1, 6th place.
November 2022
Interesting note about the Predators, who won the Cup two years in a row before the current champion Hurricanes.
CPig went on the trading block.
Murmur Twin hit 300 NHL points.
Scumhunters 13-10-2, 5th place
December 2022
PMom, Retro Futurist, Busb, and Murmur Twin hit 500 NHL games.
MMM Whatchya Say put on the trading block, and also hit 500 NHL games.
Busb hits 100 NHL goals.
Poison Mushroom hit 100 NHL assists.
MMM Whatchya Say was waived and re-assigned to Tuscon Roadrunners (AHL).
Retro Futurist hit 200 NHL points.
PMom signed a 1 year, $9 million extension.
Scumhunters are 21-14-3, 6th place
January 2023
Snooze Cruise hit 300 NHL appearances.
All Star time and there's one notable absence
Hats, aged 39, will miss out on the All Star game. I am amazed he is still going tbh. He turns 40 in July so I halfway expect him to retire before then. It will be weird to see this team captained by someone that isn't The Lord of Hats.
Somehow Pinterest Mom did not play in the All Star game. His team lost 8-5. Weird.
Capitalist Pig was waived and re-assigned oto Tuscon Roadrunners (AHL).
Scumhunters are 26-18-4, 6th place
February 2023
Po Que has added another year at $7 million to his Hurricanes contract.
Snooze Cruise hit 100 NHL points.
Hats hit 200 NHL assists.
ASIINA IS UNDERGOING A FOURTH WRIST SURGERY she is definitely bugged, RIP asiina you're never going to play very much and slowly fade away in Switzerland.
Scumhunters are 35-24-4, 6th place. Looks like we'll be in the playoffs this year.
March 2023
Ecco Raven has made their 200th NHL appearance.
Kashuno hit 200 NHL assists.
Scumhunters are 43-30-6, 6th place, just about to qualify for the playoffs.
April 2023
On April 1st, in fact, we do qualify for the playoffs. Scumhunters finish the regular season 46-30-6 in 4th place. We are matched up against the 3rd place Ducks.
A couple of new team records.
Ducks defeat the Scumhunters 4-2. Bummer.
This is a Stickup (CAN) is the only player to get called up for the World Championships.
Stickup played okay in a 4-3 win over Belarus.
Stickup recorded two assists and was selected second star in a 5-1 win over Switzerland.
May 2023
Stickup recorded an assist in a 3-0 victory over Denmark.
Asiina has left Geneve-Servette and is a free agent.
Stickup had a bad game as Finland defeated Canada 3-1.
Stickup had a bad game as Norway defeated Canada 4-2.
Stickup played fine as Canada defeated Poland 5-0.
Stickup played fine but was unable to help as Russia won 4-3 after a shootout.
Stickup played okay as the USA defeated Canada 3-0, ending their tournament.
Sweden defeated the USA 5-2 to become world champions.
June 2023
The Toronto Maple Leafs are Stanley Cup champions, having defeated the Ducks 4-1.
Pre draft, as always
No Birdstrike on the list since Ecco has taken their place.
When you look over the stats, notice that Old Man Hats scored 10 goals, which is the most he has scored since we won the Stanley Cup (he tied his regular season high). He's 39! Ageless wonder.
Finally,
Congrats again, Murmur Twin!
| Player | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | SOG | Avg Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pinterest Mom | Scumhunters | 87 | 22 | 35 | 57 | 9 | 37 | 143 | 7.38 |
| Poison Mushroom | Scumhunters | 79 | 14 | 23 | 37 | 4 | 14 | 125 | 7.05 |
| Quid Nose | Scumhunters | 87 | 11 | 15 | 26 | -13 | 40 | 67 | 6.79 |
| The Lord of Hats | Scumhunters | 82 | 10 | 29 | 39 | -3 | 20 | 190 | 7.22 |
| Capitalist Pig | Scumhunters | 13 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 12 | 6.62 |
| Capitalist Pig | Tuscon (AHL) | 20 | 4 | 3 | 7 | -2 | 4 | 45 | 6.45 |
| Bu sb | Scumhunters | 88 | 33 | 33 | 66 | 23 | 26 | 227 | 7.36 |
| MMM Whatchya Say | Scumhunters | 30 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 1 | 14 | 26 | 6.8 |
| MMM Whatchya Say | Tuscon (AHL) | 40 | 1 | 5 | 6 | -10 | 26 | 27 | 6.35 |
| Snooze Cruise | Scumhunters | 86 | 4 | 27 | 31 | 6 | 48 | 109 | 6.81 |
| Murmur Twin | Scumhunters | 85 | 35 | 29 | 64 | 14 | 64 | 278 | 7.47 |
| Retro Futurist | Scumhunters | 85 | 23 | 25 | 48 | 11 | 80 | 148 | 6.93 |
| Kash Uno | Scumhunters | 82 | 15 | 38 | 53 | 26 | 32 | 88 | 6.61 |
| CC Keane | Scumhunters | 88 | 1 | 16 | 17 | 8 | 20 | 30 | 6.59 |
| Magnus Gallant | Tuscon (AHL) | 64 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -22 | 32 | 29 | 6.2 |
| Allen Wren | Rapid City (ECHL) | 81 | 15 | 31 | 46 | -5 | 48 | 219 | 6.15 |
| This is a Stickup | Panthers | 77 | 8 | 17 | 25 | -22 | 38 | 62 | 6.25 |
| Po Dima | Kings | 78 | 11 | 8 | 19 | -7 | 69 | 94 | 6.67 |
| Jonathan Fisk | Devils | 74 | 23 | 21 | 44 | 12 | 32 | 130 | 6.82 |
| Po Que | Hurricanes | 96 | 3 | 41 | 44 | 34 | 63 | 123 | 7.08 |
| Asi Ina | Geneve-Servette (SUI) | 41 | 3 | 17 | 20 | 23 | 20 | 48 | 6.22 |
| Player | Team | GP | W | L | T | Mins | GA | Sv% | Avg Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ecco Raven | Scumhunters | 69 | 38 | 25 | 6 | 4188 | 167 | 0.909 | 7.48 |
| Bird Strike | Scumhunters | 16 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 922 | 37 | 0.907 | 7.5 |
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