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Epilogue Year 2

July 2018

MMM Whatchya Say signs a new contract with the Scumhunters, a 7 year, $3.4 million per year deal. Capitalist Pig signs a new contract, 7 years at $3.9 million per year. Moat signed a new 1 year, $2.5 million dollar deal.

Stickup signed a six year, $3.5 million per year deal with the Panthers. He had 8 other offers.

August 2018

*tumbleweed*

September 2018

Season ticket final tally: 12380

Fisk was put on the trading block. RIP Fisk.

Magnus Gallant was waived to be reassigned to Tuscon. Asiina was placed on the trading block. Fisk was then waived (WHAT) and claimed by the New Jersey Devils.


NHL Season Preview pegs the Scumhunters as 24th. Uh oh. Hats rated #6 defensemen in the league.

October 2018

Looking at it, it seems like Fisk being waved was to get salaries under control. Resigning MMM, CPig, and Moat appears to be more important to the computer

The season started and the Scumhunters ended the month in 9th.

November 2018

P Mush broke her shin, out 3 months

Murmur Twin hit 100 points

Scumhunters are in 12th out of 14 teams at the end of November.

December 2018

Busb broke a 21 game goalless streak.

Hats played in his 200th  NHL game.

Scumhunters still in 12th, four points out of the playoffs.

A few folks interested in Murmur Twin and Poque.

January 2019

Stickup, on the Panthers, gets his 100th point in the NHL.

Diqnol breaks a 23 game scoring drought.

Hats and PMom made the All Star team!


PMom, Poque, Podima, and Leatherman made their 200th NHL appearance. Bottleknight hit 100 points.

Scumhunters still in 12th, now 14 points off the pace. Playoffs are unlikely.

February 2019

MMM Whatchya Say, Busb, and Retro Futurist hit 200 NHL games.

The first trade I've seen the Scumhunters make:


Bye Kash, we'll miss you.

With the trade deadline looming and us way off the pace, offers came in hard and fast for Poque.



This is what was eventually accepted. Two firsts and the right to two prospects was too much to pass up for the now clearly in rebuilding mode Scumhunters.

Hats hit 100 points in the NHL.

February ends with the Scumhunters in 13th, 11 points off the pace.

March 2019

Kashuno hit 100 points in the NHL while playing for the Blue Jackets. Diqnol hit 200 NHL games.

Poque (Hurricaines) got banned for two games.

Scumhunters are in 14th now, bottom of the West, 17 points out of a playoff spots.

The following contracts are expiring at the end of the year: Magnus Gallant, Murmur Twin, Poison Mushroom, Bottle Knight, Quid Nose, Snooze Cruise, and Moat Illata.

April 2019

Scumhunters finish 14th with a record of 30-42-10, 19 points out of a playoff spot.

The following players were called up for the World Championships: Stickup, Kashuno, Ecco Raven, Bird Strike, Diq Nol, and Capitalist Pig.


May 2019


Quidnose signed an extension. The World Championship final was Canada vs USA. Look who got an assist on the winning goal.


Full stats of World Championship players:


Diqnol and Ecco did not get to the ice during their time at the Championships. Congratulations to Stickup and Kashuno.

June 2019

The Nashville Predators defeated the Detroit Red Wings 4-2 to become Stanley Cup Champions.

Scumhunters got the 5th pick in the draft.

Murmur Twin, PMush, Bottle Knight, Snooze Cruise, and Moat will leave the team on July 1st.

And that's the end of Year 2. Oh, actually, The Lord of Hats was named as the fans Player of the year. Now THAT is the end of Year 2.

Final player stats:


PlayerTeamGPGAP+/-PIMSOGAvg Rating
MMM Whachya SayScumhunters8131821-840856.54
Murmur TwinScumhunters8022204216331657.34
Bu SbScumhunters7591827-2211276.6
The Lord of HatsScumhunters81530354182317.53
Quid NoseScumhunters80171734-136816.63
Quid NoseTuscon (AHL)12347-32487
Diq NolScumhunters725712-1720526.5
Poison MushroomScumhunters432911-424676.65
Pinterest MomScumhunters72162137-13221227.24
Flying LeathermanScumhunters77189-2118426.39
Bottle KnightScumhunters811728450361707.3
Asi InaScumhunters80279-1918256.39
Magnus GallantTuscon (AHL)811562336596.2
Retro FuturistScumhunters76101121-13921276.38
Po DimaScumhunters76111122-21461746.64
Snooze CruiseScumhunters8231619-15541316.7
Moat IllataScumhunters82131528-418916.62
Capitalist Pig Scumhunters77161935-14681266.09
This is a StickupPanthers821530452421116.71
CC KeaneRangers63120212120176.79
Allen WrenSabres34145-410236.03
Jonathan FiskDevils77161632-16181126.38
Kash UnoScumhunters53815231114446.83
Kash Uno Blue Jackets28914231014397.04
Po QueScumhunters5711516154696.81
Po Que Hurricaines2911516242296.93

PlayerTeamGPWLTMinsGASv%Avg Rating
Bird StrikeScumhunters612232735991570.97.48
Ecco RavenScumhunters2481031364540.9067.42

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