July 2023
Snooze Cruise, The Lord of Hats, Murmur Twin, Busb, Allen Wren, Jonathan Fisk (Devils), and Quidnose have all left their respective teams.
Folks who rejoined Scumhunters
Quidnose, 2 years, $875,000 per year
Allen Wren, 1 year, $1.6 million
Murmur Twin, 1 year, $4.9 million
Jonathan Fisk, 1 year, $984,000
Snooze Cruise, 1 year, $1.8 million
The Lord of Hats, 2 years, $3.6 million
Birdstrike was waived.
On July 31st, I got this email.
Sad, but kind of saw it coming.
He's been the captain of the Scumhunters for the whole game until now. A Stanley Cup champion, 3 times fan player of the year, he won Best Defensemen at the 2018 Olympics and came third for that award at the 2022 Olympics, made the All Star team at the 2018 Olympics, a four time NHL All Star, a bronze and silver medalist, a World Cup champion, and a Norris Trophy winner. He played in 563 regular season games, scoring 45 goals and assisting on 209. 254 points. A fantastic career. God speed, Hats. 20 Scumhunters left.
Busb signed for the Dallas Stars on a 2 year, $5.1 million per year deal.
Asiina is back on a one year, $2.9 million contract.
September 2023
Murmur Twin has been named captain, with Fisk and a non mafia as the Alternates. Poque is still captain at Hurricanes.
Birdstrike was released.
MMM Whatchya Say, Magnus Gallant, Kashuno, and Capitalist Pig were waived and assigned to Tuscon Roadrunners (AHL).
In the season preview, Scumhunters are second. Wow. What a turn around! ...huh. A day later the game generated another and now we're 26th. Weird.
Birdstrike is currently without a team, so I am kind of expecting him to retire any day now. He rejected an offer to re-sign with the Scumhunters.
October 2023
Poison Mushroom hit 500 NHL appearances.
Retro Futurist hit 100 NHL goals.
Snooze Cruise and Allen Wren placed on trading block.
Capitalist Pig was assigned to Rapid City Rush (ECHL)
Scumhunters are 4-8-0, 13th place.
November 2023
Snooze Cruise was waived and assigned to Tuscon Roadrunners (AHL).
Ecco Raven reached 100 NHL wins.
CC Keane hit 500 NHL games.
Quid Nose hit 400 NHL games.
Asiina hit 200 NHL games.
Scumhunters are 9-15-0, 13th place.
December 2023
Retro Futurist has now spent 500 minutes in the penalty box in the NHL.
Scumhunters are 12-27-0, 14th place
January 2024
All star announcement
Congrats as always, PMom.
PMom and Murmur Twin hit 600 NHL appearances.
Asiina was placed on the trading block.
Poison Mushroom reached 200 NHL points.
Allen Wren was waived and assigned to Tuson Roadrunners (AHL) and was then assigned to Rapid City Rush (ECHL). Poor guy!
Pinterest Mom had an assist as his All Star team, Team Gilbert, beat Team Sullivan 8-4.
Scumhunters are 18-31-1, 13th place
February 2024
Asiina was waived and assigned to Tuscon Roadrunners (AHL).
Stickup signed a 4 year, $4.3 million per year extension with the Panthers.
Look at this trade.
Welcome back, Pod!
Retro Futurist hit 600 NHL games.
Scumhunters are 23-37-3, 14th place
March 2024
Quidnose hit 100 NHL assists.
Scumhunters are 29-45-4, 13th place
April 2024
Ecco Raven (CAN) and This is a Stickup (CAN) were called up for the World Championships. Ecco appears to be third choice goalie though so I am not sure they will play.
Stickup played okay as Canada defeated Austria 5-0.
Stickup played okay as Canada defeated Switzerland 2-1.
Stickup scored a goal in Canada's 5-2 win over Denmark.
Scumhunters finished 30-48-4, 13th place.
May 2024
Stickup played okay in Canada's 4-2 loss to Finland.
Stickup played okay in Canada's 3-2 win over Great Britain.
Stickup played okay in Canada's 4-3 win over Norway.
Stickup scored a goal in Canada's 3-1 win over Russia.
Snooze Cruise, Allen Wren, Capitalist Pig, MMM Whatchya Say, Asiina, and Kashuno were released.
Stickup played okay as Canada were eliminated by Sweden in the quarter finals, 3-2.
Kashuno has signed for Russian team Yugra Khanty-Mansiysk for $200,000.
MMM Whatchya Say was re-signed quickly for $2.7 million.
Snooze Cruise moved to Danish team Esbjerg Energy for $90,000.
Capitalist Pig signed for French team Grenoble Les Bruleurs de Ioups for $120,000.
June 2024
The Calgary Flames are Stanley Cup champions after defeating New York Rangers 4-2.
Wren signed a 1 year deal with Cardiff in Great Britain for $55,000.
Asiina signed a 1 year deal with Scumhunters for $3.4 million.
Pre draft rankings
List includes less and less Scumhunters each year.
PMom signed a 2 year, $9 million per year extension.
A nobody won Fans Player of the Year for the first time. Well, he was our #1 overall draft pick, so he's not exactly nobody, but he's not a Scumhunter.
Okay, that's it. Here is Birdstrike's memorial.
He hasn't officially retired yet but will soon I'm sure. 6 down, 19 to go.
Snooze Cruise, The Lord of Hats, Murmur Twin, Busb, Allen Wren, Jonathan Fisk (Devils), and Quidnose have all left their respective teams.
Folks who rejoined Scumhunters
Quidnose, 2 years, $875,000 per year
Allen Wren, 1 year, $1.6 million
Murmur Twin, 1 year, $4.9 million
Jonathan Fisk, 1 year, $984,000
Snooze Cruise, 1 year, $1.8 million
The Lord of Hats, 2 years, $3.6 million
Birdstrike was waived.
On July 31st, I got this email.
Sad, but kind of saw it coming.
He's been the captain of the Scumhunters for the whole game until now. A Stanley Cup champion, 3 times fan player of the year, he won Best Defensemen at the 2018 Olympics and came third for that award at the 2022 Olympics, made the All Star team at the 2018 Olympics, a four time NHL All Star, a bronze and silver medalist, a World Cup champion, and a Norris Trophy winner. He played in 563 regular season games, scoring 45 goals and assisting on 209. 254 points. A fantastic career. God speed, Hats. 20 Scumhunters left.
Busb signed for the Dallas Stars on a 2 year, $5.1 million per year deal.
Asiina is back on a one year, $2.9 million contract.
September 2023
Murmur Twin has been named captain, with Fisk and a non mafia as the Alternates. Poque is still captain at Hurricanes.
Birdstrike was released.
MMM Whatchya Say, Magnus Gallant, Kashuno, and Capitalist Pig were waived and assigned to Tuscon Roadrunners (AHL).
In the season preview, Scumhunters are second. Wow. What a turn around! ...huh. A day later the game generated another and now we're 26th. Weird.
Birdstrike is currently without a team, so I am kind of expecting him to retire any day now. He rejected an offer to re-sign with the Scumhunters.
October 2023
Poison Mushroom hit 500 NHL appearances.
Retro Futurist hit 100 NHL goals.
Snooze Cruise and Allen Wren placed on trading block.
Capitalist Pig was assigned to Rapid City Rush (ECHL)
Scumhunters are 4-8-0, 13th place.
November 2023
Snooze Cruise was waived and assigned to Tuscon Roadrunners (AHL).
Ecco Raven reached 100 NHL wins.
CC Keane hit 500 NHL games.
Quid Nose hit 400 NHL games.
Asiina hit 200 NHL games.
Scumhunters are 9-15-0, 13th place.
December 2023
Retro Futurist has now spent 500 minutes in the penalty box in the NHL.
Scumhunters are 12-27-0, 14th place
January 2024
All star announcement
Congrats as always, PMom.
PMom and Murmur Twin hit 600 NHL appearances.
Asiina was placed on the trading block.
Poison Mushroom reached 200 NHL points.
Allen Wren was waived and assigned to Tuson Roadrunners (AHL) and was then assigned to Rapid City Rush (ECHL). Poor guy!
Pinterest Mom had an assist as his All Star team, Team Gilbert, beat Team Sullivan 8-4.
Scumhunters are 18-31-1, 13th place
February 2024
Asiina was waived and assigned to Tuscon Roadrunners (AHL).
Stickup signed a 4 year, $4.3 million per year extension with the Panthers.
Look at this trade.
Welcome back, Pod!
Retro Futurist hit 600 NHL games.
Scumhunters are 23-37-3, 14th place
March 2024
Quidnose hit 100 NHL assists.
Scumhunters are 29-45-4, 13th place
April 2024
Ecco Raven (CAN) and This is a Stickup (CAN) were called up for the World Championships. Ecco appears to be third choice goalie though so I am not sure they will play.
Stickup played okay as Canada defeated Austria 5-0.
Stickup played okay as Canada defeated Switzerland 2-1.
Stickup scored a goal in Canada's 5-2 win over Denmark.
Scumhunters finished 30-48-4, 13th place.
May 2024
Stickup played okay in Canada's 4-2 loss to Finland.
Stickup played okay in Canada's 3-2 win over Great Britain.
Stickup played okay in Canada's 4-3 win over Norway.
Stickup scored a goal in Canada's 3-1 win over Russia.
Snooze Cruise, Allen Wren, Capitalist Pig, MMM Whatchya Say, Asiina, and Kashuno were released.
Stickup played okay as Canada were eliminated by Sweden in the quarter finals, 3-2.
Kashuno has signed for Russian team Yugra Khanty-Mansiysk for $200,000.
MMM Whatchya Say was re-signed quickly for $2.7 million.
Snooze Cruise moved to Danish team Esbjerg Energy for $90,000.
Capitalist Pig signed for French team Grenoble Les Bruleurs de Ioups for $120,000.
June 2024
The Calgary Flames are Stanley Cup champions after defeating New York Rangers 4-2.
Wren signed a 1 year deal with Cardiff in Great Britain for $55,000.
Asiina signed a 1 year deal with Scumhunters for $3.4 million.
Pre draft rankings
List includes less and less Scumhunters each year.
PMom signed a 2 year, $9 million per year extension.
A nobody won Fans Player of the Year for the first time. Well, he was our #1 overall draft pick, so he's not exactly nobody, but he's not a Scumhunter.
Okay, that's it. Here is Birdstrike's memorial.
He hasn't officially retired yet but will soon I'm sure. 6 down, 19 to go.
| Player | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | SOG | Avg Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pinterest Mom | Scumhunters | 82 | 17 | 20 | 37 | -12 | 33 | 126 | 6.93 |
| Poison Mushroom | Scumhunters | 82 | 17 | 17 | 34 | -36 | 56 | 174 | 6.79 |
| Quid Nose | Scumhunters | 77 | 13 | 17 | 30 | -13 | 29 | 76 | 6.68 |
| Snooze Cruise | Scumhunters | 9 | 0 | 4 | 4 | -6 | 4 | 9 | 7.11 |
| Snooze Cruise | Tuscon (AHL) | 28 | 0 | 5 | 5 | -5 | 24 | 34 | 6.57 |
| Murmur Twin | Scumhunters | 76 | 7 | 15 | 22 | -20 | 50 | 180 | 6.79 |
| Retro Futurist | Scumhunters | 76 | 11 | 18 | 29 | -13 | 78 | 128 | 6.43 |
| CC Keane | Scumhunters | 73 | 0 | 6 | 6 | -36 | 27 | 27 | 6.33 |
| Jonathan Fisk | Scumhunters | 77 | 14 | 14 | 28 | -14 | 26 | 109 | 6.27 |
| Allen Wren | Scumhunters | 29 | 2 | 1 | 3 | -17 | 8 | 15 | 5.9 |
| Allen Wren | Rapid City (ECHL) | 29 | 4 | 3 | 7 | -5 | 8 | 47 | 5.76 |
| Asi Ina | Scumhunters | 30 | 0 | 5 | 5 | -1 | 8 | 15 | 6.27 |
| Asi Ina | Tuscon (AHL) | 31 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 1 | 16 | 21 | 6.23 |
| Capitalist Pig | Tuscon (AHL) | 3 | 0 | 2 | 2 | -1 | 2 | 4 | 6.67 |
| Capitalist Pig | Rapid City (ECHL) | 71 | 18 | 28 | 46 | -16 | 58 | 239 | 6.41 |
| MMM Whatchya Say | Tuscon (AHL) | 51 | 2 | 19 | 21 | -10 | 60 | 57 | 6.59 |
| Kash Uno | Tuscon (AHL) | 34 | 8 | 20 | 28 | -7 | 26 | 66 | 6.35 |
| Magnus Gallant | Tuscon (AHL) | 48 | 0 | 5 | 5 | -1 | 14 | 15 | 6.63 |
| This is a Stickup | Panthers | 77 | 16 | 25 | 41 | -6 | 38 | 82 | 6.66 |
| Po Dima | Kings | 53 | 5 | 3 | 8 | -16 | 55 | 58 | 6.38 |
| Po Dima | Scumhunters | 23 | 3 | 2 | 5 | -13 | 12 | 31 | 6.48 |
| Po Que | Hurricanes | 82 | 3 | 29 | 32 | 40 | 51 | 91 | 6.99 |
| Bu sb | Stars | 88 | 27 | 41 | 68 | -5 | 32 | 221 | 7.38 |
| Player | Team | GP | W | L | T | Mins | GA | Sv% | Avg Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ecco Raven | Scumhunters | 61 | 22 | 35 | 4 | 3597 | 146 | 0.909 | 7.51 |
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