July 2019
Murmur Twin, Poison Mushroom, Bottle Knight, Moat Illata, and Snooze Cruise did end up leaving the Scumhunters.
Snooze Cruise re-signed for 2 years, $3.6 million per year.
Murmur Twin re-signed for 3 years, $4.4 million per year.
Moat Illata re-signed for 2 years, $3.5 million per year.
Poison Mushroom re-signed for 5 years, $3.7 million per year
Then this happened
I know the name Mills isn't super uncommon, but it's funny to me that a random player the computer signed happened to overlap.
All those signings meant the Scumhunters were way over budget though, and with a certain player on the trading block...
It's possible that we are just putting her through waivers so that we can then assign her to one of our minor league teams, but, I doubt it. Good luck on your future endeavors, Asiina. Quidnose was called back to the main roster.
Bottle Knight signed with the Calgary Flames on a 1 year, $4.2 million dollar deal.
August 2019
Nothing really happens here.
September 2019
The Lord of Hats remains captain. Alternate captains are Po Dima and Moat Illata.
At the end of September, the waiver news comes fast and hard. Magnus Gallant is waived (probably to be assigned to Tuscon), and Flying Leatherman is put on the trading block.
October 2019
The NHL Season Preview has us in 28th. Yeesh. Hats is the #6 rated defenseman in the NHL, still.
Moat hit NHL game 200.
Flying Leatherman was waived and re-assigned to the Tuscon Roadrunners.
Pinterest Mom won an NHL Player and Offensive Player of the week for 4 goals and 2 assists in 3 games. PMom also hit 100 career NHL assists.
Scumhunters are actually leading the West after 9 games. 6-3-0. First place!
Birdstrike and Capitalist Pig hit 200 NHL games.
November 2019
Snooze Cruise hit 200 NHL games.
The Lord of Hats hit 100 NHL assists.
Bird Strike hit 100 NHL wins.
Podima hit 100 NHL points.
Scumhunters are in 7th.
December 2019
Quidnose hit 100 NHL appearances.
Poison Mushroom hit 200 NHL appearances.
Busb hit 100 NHL points.
Scumhunters are in 8th at the end of the year.
January 2020
There hasn't been a lot of news or things going on this year. Sorry about that.
Poque hit 100 NHL points while playing for the Hurricanes. Retro Futurist also hit this milestone.
All Star Selection time!
Congrats PMom!
Haha. Nice. And... did yall see what I saw?
Hats is also an All Star and THEY NAMED THE TEAM AFTER HIM. Nice. Doesn't look like any former Scumhunters are on either roster though.
Moat will be 37 at the end of the year and will be ending his contract one season early. He'll be the first Scumhunter to retire. We'll miss you, man. I'll make sure to post his screenshots before he exits the game completely.
PMom got an assist, but Hats Team won the All Star game.
Scumhunters in 7th.
February 2020
Poque signed a new 1 year deal with the Hurricanes worth $7 million. Glad to see he is getting paid!
The Lord of Hats hit 300 NHL appearances.
Asiina signed with Davos in Switzerland for two months, getting $400,000.
Scumhunters in 5th and the end of the month. Happy leap year!
March 2020
Podima, Retro Futurist, Murmur Twin, MMM Whatchya Say, and PMom hit 300 NHL appearances.
Moat and Poison Mushroom hit 100 NHL points.
We also had a team record set by a nobody
Scumhunters in 4th.
April 2020
Another team record set, this time a good one!
Busb hit 300 NHL games.
PMom hit 200 NHL points.
Scumhunters finish 6th and will take on the Oilers.
The Scumhunters lost the series 4-2. Murmur Twin got injured, probably contributed.
May 2020
Well I wasn't expecting this.
Bye FL.
Hey, Stickup...
Looks like you scored the winning goal in this year's world championship! This is a good time to do an international round up.
Only Kash and Stickup, but they both have another medal to their name. Congrats guys.
Asiina signed a contract with Geneve-Servette for one year, $925,000.
Flying Leatherman has signed with HC Fribourg-Gotteron in Switzerland, rejecting Karlskrona HK, MODO Hockey, and EHC Black Wings Linz. His contract is for 1 year, $249,000.
June 2020
The Nashville Predators have won the Stanley Cup, defeating the Detroit Red Wings 4-2.
Bottle Knight (Flames), Birdstrike, Allen Wren (Sabres), Podima, and Retro Futurist are about to be out of contract. Podima asks to be traded away for some reason.
Bird Strike signed a 2 year, $7 million per year deal right before his current contract expired.
Now it's time to memorialize Moat Illata. His game totals include playoffs and pre season games.
Enjoy retirement, buddy.
Well deserved.
Stats wrap up
Murmur Twin, Poison Mushroom, Bottle Knight, Moat Illata, and Snooze Cruise did end up leaving the Scumhunters.
Snooze Cruise re-signed for 2 years, $3.6 million per year.
Murmur Twin re-signed for 3 years, $4.4 million per year.
Moat Illata re-signed for 2 years, $3.5 million per year.
Poison Mushroom re-signed for 5 years, $3.7 million per year
Then this happened
I know the name Mills isn't super uncommon, but it's funny to me that a random player the computer signed happened to overlap.
All those signings meant the Scumhunters were way over budget though, and with a certain player on the trading block...
It's possible that we are just putting her through waivers so that we can then assign her to one of our minor league teams, but, I doubt it. Good luck on your future endeavors, Asiina. Quidnose was called back to the main roster.
Bottle Knight signed with the Calgary Flames on a 1 year, $4.2 million dollar deal.
August 2019
Nothing really happens here.
September 2019
The Lord of Hats remains captain. Alternate captains are Po Dima and Moat Illata.
At the end of September, the waiver news comes fast and hard. Magnus Gallant is waived (probably to be assigned to Tuscon), and Flying Leatherman is put on the trading block.
October 2019
The NHL Season Preview has us in 28th. Yeesh. Hats is the #6 rated defenseman in the NHL, still.
Moat hit NHL game 200.
Flying Leatherman was waived and re-assigned to the Tuscon Roadrunners.
Pinterest Mom won an NHL Player and Offensive Player of the week for 4 goals and 2 assists in 3 games. PMom also hit 100 career NHL assists.
Scumhunters are actually leading the West after 9 games. 6-3-0. First place!
Birdstrike and Capitalist Pig hit 200 NHL games.
November 2019
Snooze Cruise hit 200 NHL games.
The Lord of Hats hit 100 NHL assists.
Bird Strike hit 100 NHL wins.
Podima hit 100 NHL points.
Scumhunters are in 7th.
December 2019
Quidnose hit 100 NHL appearances.
Poison Mushroom hit 200 NHL appearances.
Busb hit 100 NHL points.
Scumhunters are in 8th at the end of the year.
January 2020
There hasn't been a lot of news or things going on this year. Sorry about that.
Poque hit 100 NHL points while playing for the Hurricanes. Retro Futurist also hit this milestone.
All Star Selection time!
Congrats PMom!
Haha. Nice. And... did yall see what I saw?
Hats is also an All Star and THEY NAMED THE TEAM AFTER HIM. Nice. Doesn't look like any former Scumhunters are on either roster though.
Moat will be 37 at the end of the year and will be ending his contract one season early. He'll be the first Scumhunter to retire. We'll miss you, man. I'll make sure to post his screenshots before he exits the game completely.
PMom got an assist, but Hats Team won the All Star game.
Scumhunters in 7th.
February 2020
Poque signed a new 1 year deal with the Hurricanes worth $7 million. Glad to see he is getting paid!
The Lord of Hats hit 300 NHL appearances.
Asiina signed with Davos in Switzerland for two months, getting $400,000.
Scumhunters in 5th and the end of the month. Happy leap year!
March 2020
Podima, Retro Futurist, Murmur Twin, MMM Whatchya Say, and PMom hit 300 NHL appearances.
Moat and Poison Mushroom hit 100 NHL points.
We also had a team record set by a nobody
Scumhunters in 4th.
April 2020
Another team record set, this time a good one!
PMom hit 200 NHL points.
Scumhunters finish 6th and will take on the Oilers.
The Scumhunters lost the series 4-2. Murmur Twin got injured, probably contributed.
May 2020
Well I wasn't expecting this.
Bye FL.
Hey, Stickup...
Looks like you scored the winning goal in this year's world championship! This is a good time to do an international round up.
Asiina signed a contract with Geneve-Servette for one year, $925,000.
Flying Leatherman has signed with HC Fribourg-Gotteron in Switzerland, rejecting Karlskrona HK, MODO Hockey, and EHC Black Wings Linz. His contract is for 1 year, $249,000.
June 2020
The Nashville Predators have won the Stanley Cup, defeating the Detroit Red Wings 4-2.
Bottle Knight (Flames), Birdstrike, Allen Wren (Sabres), Podima, and Retro Futurist are about to be out of contract. Podima asks to be traded away for some reason.
Bird Strike signed a 2 year, $7 million per year deal right before his current contract expired.
Now it's time to memorialize Moat Illata. His game totals include playoffs and pre season games.
Enjoy retirement, buddy.
Stats wrap up
| Player | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | SOG | Avg Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Snooze Cruise | Scumhunters | 85 | 7 | 28 | 35 | 7 | 63 | 147 | 6.89 |
| Moat Illata | Scumhunters | 87 | 6 | 15 | 21 | -18 | 18 | 64 | 6.54 |
| Pinterest Mom | Scumhunters | 88 | 22 | 37 | 59 | 4 | 14 | 159 | 7.34 |
| Poison Mushroom | Scumhunters | 87 | 15 | 20 | 35 | -3 | 14 | 158 | 6.98 |
| Diq Nol | Scumhunters | 84 | 8 | 9 | 17 | -6 | 14 | 73 | 6.76 |
| Quid Nose | Scumhunters | 78 | 16 | 24 | 40 | 5 | 52 | 100 | 6.81 |
| The Lord of Hats | Scumhunters | 88 | 6 | 37 | 43 | 15 | 24 | 232 | 7.47 |
| Capitalist Pig | Scumhunters | 82 | 12 | 14 | 26 | -8 | 49 | 65 | 6.13 |
| Bu sb | Scumhunters | 83 | 16 | 26 | 42 | 9 | 31 | 196 | 7.13 |
| Murmur Twin | Scumhunters | 84 | 27 | 35 | 62 | -5 | 45 | 243 | 7.44 |
| MMM Whatchya Say | Scumhunters | 85 | 3 | 17 | 20 | -10 | 35 | 83 | 6.52 |
| Magnus Gallant | Tuscon (AHL) | 64 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 34 | 38 | 6.73 |
| Po Dima | Scumhunters | 88 | 13 | 17 | 30 | -10 | 70 | 136 | 6.67 |
| Retro Futurist | Scumhunters | 88 | 10 | 18 | 28 | 7 | 69 | 106 | 6.9 |
| This is a Stickup | Panthers | 79 | 21 | 29 | 50 | 6 | 36 | 134 | 6.68 |
| CC Keane | Rangers | 62 | 0 | 13 | 13 | -9 | 8 | 14 | 6.63 |
| Allen Wren | Sabres | 71 | 6 | 12 | 18 | -4 | 22 | 58 | 6.35 |
| Jonathan Fisk | Devils | 82 | 16 | 23 | 39 | -5 | 50 | 110 | 6.49 |
| Kash Uno | Blue Jackets | 77 | 12 | 31 | 43 | -4 | 30 | 90 | 6.68 |
| Po Que | Hurricanes | 81 | 7 | 28 | 35 | 41 | 74 | 117 | 7.14 |
| Bottle Knight | Flames | 96 | 31 | 21 | 52 | 20 | 60 | 198 | 7.17 |
| Asi Ina | Davos (SUI) | 10 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 13 | 6.8 |
| Flying Leatherman | Scumhunters | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 0 | 1 | 6 |
| Flying Leatherman | Tuscon (AHL) | 76 | 3 | 10 | 13 | 3 | 81 | 49 | 6.12 |
| Player | Team | GP | W | L | T | Mins | GA | Sv% | Avg Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ecco Raven | Scumhunters | 33 | 13 | 11 | 3 | 1778 | 72 | 0.903 | 7.27 |
| Bird Strike | Scumhunters | 59 | 29 | 23 | 7 | 3441 | 139 | 0.908 | 7.54 |
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