July 2020
Podima, Allen Wren (Sabres), Bottle Knight (Flames), and Retro Futurist have left their teams.
Retro Futurist has signed with the Kings on a 2 year, $1 million per year deal.
Po Dima joined RF at the Kings on a 7 years, $4.25 million per year deal. Jeez. Gettin paid.
Wren has returned to the Scumhunters on a 2 year, $3.3 million per year deal.
Bottle Knight re-signed with the Scumhunters on a 1 year, $4 million per year deal.
On July 18th, Moat officially retired and left the game. 24 Scumhunters are still playing.
August 2020
The Scumhunters have been adding non-Mafia players and are over the salary cap so someone or a handful of folks could end up being released. We'll see how it goes.
September 2020
The Lord of Hats (Canada), Pinterest Mom (USA), and Bird Strike (Slovakia) have been called up for the World Cup. Hats is an alternate captain for Canada. All three teams are in Group A along with Russia. Brutal.
Bird Strike in goal led Slovakia to a 3-2 victory over USA, nice. PMom had an assist in that game. Hats had an assist in Canada's 3-2 win over Russia.
Scumhunters name the captains for the year: The Lord of Hats remains captain, while Bottle Knight and Murmur Twin are named alternate captains. Congrats.
USA beat Russia 5-1. PMom was okay. Canada beat Slovakia 5-2. Bird got pulled after the 4th. He played okay. Hats had an assist.
USA beat Canada 2-1 in a shootout. Hats had an assist. PMom played okay. Bird played great against Russia but Slovakia lost 2-1.
Canada beat Slovakia 4-0 in the quarter finals. Hats played okay, as did Bird. USA beat Russia 3-0 in the quarterfinals. PMom played okay.
Canada beat Finland 2-1 in the semi finals. Hats played okay. USA beat Sweden 4-1. PMom played okay.
Congrats on the win and the assist, Hats.
After training camp, Magnus Gallant is assigned to the Tuscon Roadrunners (AHL).
Snooze Cruise is placed on the trading block, I'm guessing this is the AI's way to try to cut salaries. Oh, then Snooze just got waived instead. Huh. Ah, waivers to assign Snooze to Tuscon. Well at least Mags has a friend now!
Scumhunters are predicted 26th. A little better than last year's 28th.
October 2020
Hats is listed as the 8th best NHL defensemen. Starting to slip! He's... JFC Hats is 37????? Man. I think he'll be retiring soon, but what a champion to put up the numbers he has.
Bottle Knight hit 100 NHL assists.
Scumhunters are 2-8-0, last place in the West.
November 2020
Asiina added another year to their contract at Geneve-Servette, banking another $1 million in the process Flying Leatherman did the same at Gotteron, adding another $366,000.
Murmur Twin hit 100 NHL assists.
Magnus Gallant hit 200 AHL games. Good ol Tuscon
Bottle Knight hit 300 NHL games.
Scumhunters are 11-12-2, 10th place.
December 2020
Murmur Twin hits 200 NHL points and 100 NHL goals.
Diq Nol hit 300 NHL games.
Ecco hit 100 NHL games.
Scumhunters 19-16-2, 8th place.
January 2021
Quidnose signed an extension.
Capitalist Pig hit 300 NHL appearances.
Annual Hats and PMom All Star game appearances
CC Keane hit 100 NHL points.
Poison Mushroom hit 300 NHL appearances.
Our All Stars lost 5-2. Nothing exciting to note from the game.
Scumhunters are 24-21-3, 8th place.
February 2021
Poque added another year at $7 million to his contract with the Hurricanes.
MMM Whatchya Say and Capitalist Pig hit 100 NHL points.
Quidnose hit 200 NHL appearances.
Scumhunters are 30-26-6, 9th place
March 2021
Birdstrike hit 300 NHL appearances
Hats hit 400 NHL appearances
Quidnose hit 100 NHL points
Scumhunter 34-34-9, 12th place. Think we are officially out of playoff contention.
April 2021
Allen Wren made his 300th NHL appearance.
Hurricanes scored a record number of goals (274) and finished with a record number of points (128)
Scumhunters finished in 12th, 34-38-10, 9 points outside of the playoffs.
Busb (USA), Ecco Raven (CAN), Murmur Twin (CAN), Bird Strike (SVK), and This is a Stickup (CAN) were called up for the World Championships.
Murmur Twin had a good game in Canada's 3-0 win over Austria. Stickup had an assist. Ecco did not play. Busb did not play in the USA's 2-0 victory over Norway. Birdstrike played great in Slovakia's 2-1 win over Kazakhstan.
May 2021
Birdstrike had a great game in a 2-0 losing effort to Russia. Murmur Twin had an okay game in a 4-0 loss to Sweden. Stickup did as well. No Ecco or Busb.
Birdstrike played fine in a 2-1 loss to Sweden. Murmur Twin had an assist in a 4-2 win over Germany. Stickup had a goal and an assist. No Ecco or Busb.
Birdstrike had a great game in a 5-0 win over Slovenia. Murmur Twin played okay in a 3-2 win over Kazakhstan. Stickup played okay as well.
Birdstrike played great against Austria, but they lost 3-2 on a shootout. Murmur Twin played okay in a 4-1 win against Russia. Stickup did not play great.
Snooze Cruise was released.
Birdstrike played good in a 2-1 loss to Canada. Murmur Twin and Stickup scored the two goals for Canada.
Murmur Twin scored twice in a 9-1 win over Slovenia and had an assist, too. Stickup also had a goal. Birdstrike had an okay game in a 3-2 loss to Germany.
Busb made his international debut for USA in a shootout win over Russia in the quarterfinals. Murmur Twin and Stickup had okay games in their 3-0 quarterfinal loss to Switzerland.
Busb did not play in the USA's 5-2 semifinal win over Switzerland.
Busb scored a goal in the World Championship final, but it was not enough as USA lost 3-2 to Sweden.
Snooze Cruise signed a 1 year deal worth $300,000 for EHC Kloten Flyers in Switzerland.
June 2021
Hurricanes won the Stanley Cup 4-2 over the Stars. Poque had an assist in Game 1. Congrats!
Scumhunters get the 8th pick in the draft.
Oof. I hope the surgery goes well, Asiina.
Team breakdown
Congrats again, Murmur Twin!
Podima, Allen Wren (Sabres), Bottle Knight (Flames), and Retro Futurist have left their teams.
Retro Futurist has signed with the Kings on a 2 year, $1 million per year deal.
Po Dima joined RF at the Kings on a 7 years, $4.25 million per year deal. Jeez. Gettin paid.
Wren has returned to the Scumhunters on a 2 year, $3.3 million per year deal.
Bottle Knight re-signed with the Scumhunters on a 1 year, $4 million per year deal.
On July 18th, Moat officially retired and left the game. 24 Scumhunters are still playing.
August 2020
The Scumhunters have been adding non-Mafia players and are over the salary cap so someone or a handful of folks could end up being released. We'll see how it goes.
September 2020
The Lord of Hats (Canada), Pinterest Mom (USA), and Bird Strike (Slovakia) have been called up for the World Cup. Hats is an alternate captain for Canada. All three teams are in Group A along with Russia. Brutal.
Bird Strike in goal led Slovakia to a 3-2 victory over USA, nice. PMom had an assist in that game. Hats had an assist in Canada's 3-2 win over Russia.
Scumhunters name the captains for the year: The Lord of Hats remains captain, while Bottle Knight and Murmur Twin are named alternate captains. Congrats.
USA beat Russia 5-1. PMom was okay. Canada beat Slovakia 5-2. Bird got pulled after the 4th. He played okay. Hats had an assist.
USA beat Canada 2-1 in a shootout. Hats had an assist. PMom played okay. Bird played great against Russia but Slovakia lost 2-1.
Canada beat Slovakia 4-0 in the quarter finals. Hats played okay, as did Bird. USA beat Russia 3-0 in the quarterfinals. PMom played okay.
Canada beat Finland 2-1 in the semi finals. Hats played okay. USA beat Sweden 4-1. PMom played okay.
Congrats on the win and the assist, Hats.
After training camp, Magnus Gallant is assigned to the Tuscon Roadrunners (AHL).
Snooze Cruise is placed on the trading block, I'm guessing this is the AI's way to try to cut salaries. Oh, then Snooze just got waived instead. Huh. Ah, waivers to assign Snooze to Tuscon. Well at least Mags has a friend now!
Scumhunters are predicted 26th. A little better than last year's 28th.
October 2020
Hats is listed as the 8th best NHL defensemen. Starting to slip! He's... JFC Hats is 37????? Man. I think he'll be retiring soon, but what a champion to put up the numbers he has.
Bottle Knight hit 100 NHL assists.
Scumhunters are 2-8-0, last place in the West.
November 2020
Asiina added another year to their contract at Geneve-Servette, banking another $1 million in the process Flying Leatherman did the same at Gotteron, adding another $366,000.
Murmur Twin hit 100 NHL assists.
Magnus Gallant hit 200 AHL games. Good ol Tuscon
Bottle Knight hit 300 NHL games.
Scumhunters are 11-12-2, 10th place.
December 2020
Murmur Twin hits 200 NHL points and 100 NHL goals.
Diq Nol hit 300 NHL games.
Ecco hit 100 NHL games.
Scumhunters 19-16-2, 8th place.
January 2021
Quidnose signed an extension.
Capitalist Pig hit 300 NHL appearances.
Annual Hats and PMom All Star game appearances
CC Keane hit 100 NHL points.
Poison Mushroom hit 300 NHL appearances.
Our All Stars lost 5-2. Nothing exciting to note from the game.
Scumhunters are 24-21-3, 8th place.
February 2021
Poque added another year at $7 million to his contract with the Hurricanes.
MMM Whatchya Say and Capitalist Pig hit 100 NHL points.
Quidnose hit 200 NHL appearances.
Scumhunters are 30-26-6, 9th place
March 2021
Birdstrike hit 300 NHL appearances
Hats hit 400 NHL appearances
Quidnose hit 100 NHL points
Scumhunter 34-34-9, 12th place. Think we are officially out of playoff contention.
April 2021
Allen Wren made his 300th NHL appearance.
Hurricanes scored a record number of goals (274) and finished with a record number of points (128)
Scumhunters finished in 12th, 34-38-10, 9 points outside of the playoffs.
Busb (USA), Ecco Raven (CAN), Murmur Twin (CAN), Bird Strike (SVK), and This is a Stickup (CAN) were called up for the World Championships.
Murmur Twin had a good game in Canada's 3-0 win over Austria. Stickup had an assist. Ecco did not play. Busb did not play in the USA's 2-0 victory over Norway. Birdstrike played great in Slovakia's 2-1 win over Kazakhstan.
May 2021
Birdstrike had a great game in a 2-0 losing effort to Russia. Murmur Twin had an okay game in a 4-0 loss to Sweden. Stickup did as well. No Ecco or Busb.
Birdstrike played fine in a 2-1 loss to Sweden. Murmur Twin had an assist in a 4-2 win over Germany. Stickup had a goal and an assist. No Ecco or Busb.
Birdstrike had a great game in a 5-0 win over Slovenia. Murmur Twin played okay in a 3-2 win over Kazakhstan. Stickup played okay as well.
Birdstrike played great against Austria, but they lost 3-2 on a shootout. Murmur Twin played okay in a 4-1 win against Russia. Stickup did not play great.
Snooze Cruise was released.
Birdstrike played good in a 2-1 loss to Canada. Murmur Twin and Stickup scored the two goals for Canada.
Murmur Twin scored twice in a 9-1 win over Slovenia and had an assist, too. Stickup also had a goal. Birdstrike had an okay game in a 3-2 loss to Germany.
Busb made his international debut for USA in a shootout win over Russia in the quarterfinals. Murmur Twin and Stickup had okay games in their 3-0 quarterfinal loss to Switzerland.
Busb did not play in the USA's 5-2 semifinal win over Switzerland.
Busb scored a goal in the World Championship final, but it was not enough as USA lost 3-2 to Sweden.
Snooze Cruise signed a 1 year deal worth $300,000 for EHC Kloten Flyers in Switzerland.
June 2021
Hurricanes won the Stanley Cup 4-2 over the Stars. Poque had an assist in Game 1. Congrats!
Scumhunters get the 8th pick in the draft.
Oof. I hope the surgery goes well, Asiina.
Congrats again, Murmur Twin!
| Player | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | SOG | Avg Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pinterest Mom | Scumhunters | 82 | 22 | 35 | 57 | 19 | 30 | 162 | 7.51 |
| Poison Mushroom | Scumhunters | 82 | 9 | 11 | 20 | -15 | 39 | 121 | 6.73 |
| Diq Nol | Scumhunters | 26 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 17 | 6.69 |
| Quid Nose | Scumhunters | 68 | 13 | 19 | 32 | -13 | 40 | 71 | 6.63 |
| The Lord of Hats | Scumhunters | 81 | 4 | 36 | 40 | 4 | 20 | 201 | 7.35 |
| Capitalist Pig | Scumhunters | 79 | 6 | 10 | 16 | -5 | 72 | 93 | 6.16 |
| Bu sb | Scumhunters | 79 | 14 | 16 | 30 | -25 | 32 | 150 | 6.95 |
| Murmur Twin | Scumhunters | 82 | 31 | 21 | 52 | 14 | 127 | 265 | 7.27 |
| MMM Whatchya Say | Scumhunters | 82 | 3 | 23 | 26 | 2 | 44 | 101 | 6.44 |
| Allen Wren | Scumhunters | 78 | 8 | 8 | 16 | -25 | 24 | 83 | 5.87 |
| Bottle Knight | Scumhunters | 78 | 13 | 17 | 30 | -18 | 44 | 102 | 7.04 |
| Magnus Gallant | Tuscon (AHL) | 75 | 0 | 9 | 9 | 5 | 26 | 70 | 6.32 |
| Snooze Cruise | Tuscon (AHL) | 58 | 6 | 17 | 23 | 4 | 77 | 105 | 6.24 |
| Po Dima | Kings | 85 | 19 | 8 | 27 | -11 | 106 | 146 | 6.71 |
| Retro Futurist | Kings | 83 | 16 | 21 | 37 | 10 | 67 | 113 | 6.98 |
| This is a Stickup | Panthers | 79 | 18 | 28 | 46 | -4 | 36 | 123 | 6.66 |
| CC Keane | Rangers | 74 | 3 | 12 | 15 | 9 | 12 | 19 | 6.68 |
| Jonathan Fisk | Devils | 86 | 27 | 18 | 45 | -13 | 28 | 107 | 6.53 |
| Kash Uno | Blue Jackets | 83 | 13 | 33 | 46 | -3 | 18 | 94 | 6.49 |
| Po Que | Hurricanes | 95 | 2 | 28 | 30 | 44 | 93 | 107 | 7.03 |
| Asi Ina | Geneve-Servette (SUI) | 50 | 5 | 19 | 24 | 21 | 42 | 70 | 6.22 |
| Flying Leatherman | Gotteron (SUI) | 50 | 1 | 22 | 23 | -8 | 43 | 58 | 6.8 |
| Player | Team | GP | W | L | T | Mins | GA | Sv% | Avg Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ecco Raven | Scumhunters | 29 | 9 | 12 | 2 | 1533 | 78 | 0.895 | 7.17 |
| Bird Strike | Scumhunters | 59 | 25 | 26 | 8 | 3456 | 144 | 0.909 | 7.59 |
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