July 2024
Po Que (Hurricanes), Poison Mushroom, Jonathan Fisk, Murmur Twin, and CC Keane are out of contract.
Signed with Scumhunters
Po Que, 2 years, $1.7 million per year
Jonathan Fisk, 1 year, $2.9 million
Poison Mushroom, 1 year, $2.7 million
Murmur Twin, 2 years, $3.4 million per year
CC Keane, 1 year, $3.9 million
Bird Strike finally retired officially on July 29th.
August 2024
As with most August's, nothing to report.
September 2024
Poque has been named captain with Podima as an alternate.
Magnus Gallant, Asiina, and MMM Whatchya say have been assigned to Tuscon Roadrunners (AHL).
October 2024
MMM Whatchya Say was moved to Rapid City Rush (ECHL).
Fisk hit 600 NHL games, and was then waived and assigned to Tuscon Roadrunners (AHL).
Scumhunters are 1-8-1, 14th place.
November 2024
Set another record, not a good one.
We welcomed Busb back home and he thanked us by scoring 3 goals against us. Thanks, busb!
Pinterest Mom hit 400 NHL points.
Another record
PODIMA WHAT HAPPENED
I don't see how it adds up to 27 but whatever. Podima played for 1:38 before getting into a fight. Cool.
Scumhunters are 2-18-4, 14th place.
December 2024
December started with a lovely email from the board.
...that sounds like I don't actually have the boards full support.
Poison Mushroom hit 600 NHL games.
MMM Whatchya Say and Asiina were released again.
MMM Whatchya Say re-signed for $2.5 million. Asiina re-signed for $3.3 million.
Podima hit 200 NHL points
Scumhunters are 3-27-6, 14th place
January 2025
All Star selection, three guesses on who it is and the first two don't count
Congrats PMom
Magnus Gallant hit 400 AHL appearances.
Murmur Twin hit 200 NHL assists.
Cruise, Wren, and Ecco are all gonna retire at the end of the year.
Quidnose hit 500 NHL games.
Scumhunters are 6-35-7, 14th place, and my job is in serious jeopardy.
February 2025
Ecco was released. I don't think they'll sign for another team before they retire so here is their memorial.
Quidnose hit 200 NHL points.
Poque has spent 500 minutes in the penalty box in the NHL.
Keane hit 600 NHL games.
Scumhunters are 7-44-10, 14th place
Busb was traded to the Red Wings from the Stars for two players.
March 2025
PMom hit 700 NHL games.
Scumhunters are 14-52-10, which means we had a really good March. Still in 14th. Might have saved my job, though.
April 2025
Good for Edmonton.
Magnus Gallant will be out 8 months after an ACL injury.
AI bankrupted the team, basically.
Kashuno, CPig, Snooze Cruise, and Allen Wren have all left their overseas teams. I'll memorialize Snooze here and then Wren in May since those two are retiring.
Stickup is participating in the world championships for Canada. He played good in a 5-0 win over Belarus, played okay in a 3-1 win over Switzerland, and scored a goal in both the 4-1 win over Denmark and 4-1 win over Finland.
Scumhunters finished 15-55-12, 14th place.
May 2025
Stickup played fine in a 6-3 win over Kazakhstan. Stickup scored a goal in a 4-0 win over Norway. He played okay in a 4-2 win over Germany. Stickup played okay as Canada lost in the semi-finals 5-2 to Finland. Stickup scored the first goal in the 3-0 win over Czech Republic, leading Canada to a 3rd place finish.
Murmur Twin and Magnus Gallant were released.
Capitalist Pig signed with Lulea HF in Sweden for $54,000.
Kashuno signed with Trencin in Slovakia for $40,000.
A memorial for Wren.
June 2025
The Calgary Flames won the Stanley Cup, defeating the Carolina Hurricanes 4-2.
Pre draft
Only two Scumhunters makin the list.
A late retirement notice
So a quick memorial service
Murmur Twin retired the next day, leaving the game.
Hey, a trophy
This trophy is given to the player who has made a noteworthy humanitarian contribution to the sport. Unsure what you did but congrats, Stickup!
We probably figured this, but sad for confirmation
Okay. We have three pending retirements which will happen officially sometime in July. When that happens, we'll be down to 15 folks left.
Stats.
Po Que (Hurricanes), Poison Mushroom, Jonathan Fisk, Murmur Twin, and CC Keane are out of contract.
Signed with Scumhunters
Po Que, 2 years, $1.7 million per year
Jonathan Fisk, 1 year, $2.9 million
Poison Mushroom, 1 year, $2.7 million
Murmur Twin, 2 years, $3.4 million per year
CC Keane, 1 year, $3.9 million
Bird Strike finally retired officially on July 29th.
August 2024
As with most August's, nothing to report.
September 2024
Poque has been named captain with Podima as an alternate.
Magnus Gallant, Asiina, and MMM Whatchya say have been assigned to Tuscon Roadrunners (AHL).
October 2024
MMM Whatchya Say was moved to Rapid City Rush (ECHL).
Fisk hit 600 NHL games, and was then waived and assigned to Tuscon Roadrunners (AHL).
Scumhunters are 1-8-1, 14th place.
November 2024
Set another record, not a good one.
We welcomed Busb back home and he thanked us by scoring 3 goals against us. Thanks, busb!
Pinterest Mom hit 400 NHL points.
Another record
PODIMA WHAT HAPPENED
I don't see how it adds up to 27 but whatever. Podima played for 1:38 before getting into a fight. Cool.
Scumhunters are 2-18-4, 14th place.
December 2024
December started with a lovely email from the board.
...that sounds like I don't actually have the boards full support.
Poison Mushroom hit 600 NHL games.
MMM Whatchya Say and Asiina were released again.
MMM Whatchya Say re-signed for $2.5 million. Asiina re-signed for $3.3 million.
Podima hit 200 NHL points
Scumhunters are 3-27-6, 14th place
January 2025
All Star selection, three guesses on who it is and the first two don't count
Congrats PMom
Magnus Gallant hit 400 AHL appearances.
Murmur Twin hit 200 NHL assists.
Quidnose hit 500 NHL games.
Scumhunters are 6-35-7, 14th place, and my job is in serious jeopardy.
February 2025
Ecco was released. I don't think they'll sign for another team before they retire so here is their memorial.
Quidnose hit 200 NHL points.
Poque has spent 500 minutes in the penalty box in the NHL.
Keane hit 600 NHL games.
Scumhunters are 7-44-10, 14th place
Busb was traded to the Red Wings from the Stars for two players.
March 2025
PMom hit 700 NHL games.
Scumhunters are 14-52-10, which means we had a really good March. Still in 14th. Might have saved my job, though.
April 2025
Good for Edmonton.
Magnus Gallant will be out 8 months after an ACL injury.
AI bankrupted the team, basically.
Kashuno, CPig, Snooze Cruise, and Allen Wren have all left their overseas teams. I'll memorialize Snooze here and then Wren in May since those two are retiring.
Stickup is participating in the world championships for Canada. He played good in a 5-0 win over Belarus, played okay in a 3-1 win over Switzerland, and scored a goal in both the 4-1 win over Denmark and 4-1 win over Finland.
Scumhunters finished 15-55-12, 14th place.
May 2025
Stickup played fine in a 6-3 win over Kazakhstan. Stickup scored a goal in a 4-0 win over Norway. He played okay in a 4-2 win over Germany. Stickup played okay as Canada lost in the semi-finals 5-2 to Finland. Stickup scored the first goal in the 3-0 win over Czech Republic, leading Canada to a 3rd place finish.
Murmur Twin and Magnus Gallant were released.
Capitalist Pig signed with Lulea HF in Sweden for $54,000.
Kashuno signed with Trencin in Slovakia for $40,000.
A memorial for Wren.
June 2025
The Calgary Flames won the Stanley Cup, defeating the Carolina Hurricanes 4-2.
Pre draft
Only two Scumhunters makin the list.
A late retirement notice
So a quick memorial service
Murmur Twin retired the next day, leaving the game.
Hey, a trophy
This trophy is given to the player who has made a noteworthy humanitarian contribution to the sport. Unsure what you did but congrats, Stickup!
We probably figured this, but sad for confirmation
Okay. We have three pending retirements which will happen officially sometime in July. When that happens, we'll be down to 15 folks left.
Stats.
| Player | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | SOG | Avg Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pinterest Mom | Scumhunters | 82 | 20 | 22 | 42 | -31 | 48 | 112 | 6.96 |
| Poison Mushroom | Scumhunters | 82 | 12 | 9 | 21 | -34 | 46 | 110 | 6.56 |
| Quid Nose | Scumhunters | 74 | 14 | 17 | 31 | -26 | 24 | 86 | 6.43 |
| Murmur Twin | Scumhunters | 64 | 6 | 18 | 24 | -25 | 30 | 92 | 6.79 |
| Po Dima | Scumhunters | 70 | 20 | 7 | 27 | -23 | 92 | 112 | 6.83 |
| Po Que | Scumhunters | 60 | 1 | 22 | 23 | -15 | 41 | 38 | 6.68 |
| Retro Futurist | Scumhunters | 74 | 12 | 26 | 38 | -23 | 92 | 114 | 6.47 |
| CC Keane | Scumhunters | 74 | 0 | 13 | 13 | -32 | 18 | 25 | 6.12 |
| Jonathan Fisk | Scumhunters | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -5 | 6 | 4 | 5.6 |
| Jonathan Fisk | Tuscon (AHL) | 54 | 14 | 15 | 29 | 0 | 20 | 144 | 6.44 |
| Asi Ina | Scumhunters | 42 | 0 | 8 | 8 | -9 | 20 | 16 | 6.19 |
| Asi Ina | Tuscon (AHL) | 17 | 0 | 2 | 2 | -4 | 2 | 17 | 6.47 |
| MMM Whatchya Say | Scumhunters | 46 | 2 | 17 | 19 | -10 | 14 | 39 | 6.61 |
| MMM Whatchya Say | Rapid City (ECHL) | 22 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -7 | 28 | 29 | 6.45 |
| Magnus Gallant | Tuscon (AHL) | 79 | 2 | 9 | 11 | 7 | 20 | 37 | 6.42 |
| This is a Stickup | Panthers | 80 | 20 | 16 | 36 | 1 | 24 | 95 | 6.69 |
| Bu sb | Stars | 59 | 18 | 18 | 36 | 9 | 14 | 118 | 7.24 |
| Bu sb | Red Wings | 25 | 5 | 6 | 11 | -1 | 8 | 36 | 7.12 |
| Snooze Cruise | Esbjerg (DEN) | 50 | 9 | 29 | 38 | 3 | 56 | 119 | 6.3 |
| Capitalist Pig | Grenoble (FRA) | 47 | 13 | 14 | 27 | 3 | 53 | 101 | 6.85 |
| Allen Wren | Cardif (WAL) | 43 | 13 | 17 | 30 | 8 | 24 | 100 | 6.49 |
| Kash Uno | Yugra (RUS) | 50 | 12 | 22 | 34 | 16 | 18 | 121 | 6.76 |
| Player | Team | GP | W | L | T | Mins | GA | Sv% | Avg Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ecco Raven | Tuscon (AHL) | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 420 | 14 | 0.931 | 7.57 |
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