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Epilogue Year 6

July 2022 Ecco Raven, Magnus Gallant, Murmur Twin (Kings), CC Keane (Ducks), Diq Nol (retiring), Bird Strike, Kash Uno (Blue Jackets), and Retro Futurist (Kings) are all out of contract and have left their respective teams. Ecco signed for Scumhunters for 4 years, $3.3 million per year Murmur Twin signed for Scumhunters for 1 year, $4.8 million Retro Futurist signed for Scumhunters for 4 years, $3.7 million per year Bird Strike signed for Scumhunters for 2 years, $1.8 million per year Magnus Gallant signed for Scumhunters for 3 years, $1.35 million per year CC Keane signed for Scumhunters for 2 years, $3.6 million per year Kashuno signed for Scumhunters for 3 years, $1.6 million per year LOL that Bird is getting less money than Ecco. Bird has always started and Ecco has been #2. I wonder if that is changing? In the hurry to sign up all these players, we are over the salary cap I think, so someone if not a few folks will probably be released again. Circle of life. This is ...

Epilogue Year 5

July 2021 Magnus Gallant and Bottle Knight have left the Scumhunters. The AI let a lot of players go so we are down to a squad of 12 Scumhunters, 4 randos, and 2 guys the computer made up because we didn't have a lot of players. Cant look at their "Information" or give them an actual contract. Nice job, AI. Should mean a lot of players in. Sure enough, Magnus Gallant re-signed. This is a guy whose latest contract extension was for $920,000 and has exclusively played in the AHL at Tuscon the last three years. He was just handed a $3.6 million dollar one year deal. AI dumb. Bottle Knight also returned for 2 years, $3.2 million per year. I mentioned possible retirements coming up. Here's one. And actually, a day later, he went ahead and retired, not bothering to play the last season on his contract. So here are FL's final screens. 23 Scumhunters remain. August 2021 Austria will host the 2026 Olympic games. September 2021 The L...

Epilogue Year 4

July 2020 Podima, Allen Wren (Sabres), Bottle Knight (Flames), and Retro Futurist have left their teams. Retro Futurist has signed with the Kings on a 2 year, $1 million per year deal. Po Dima joined RF at the Kings on a 7 years, $4.25 million per year deal. Jeez. Gettin paid. Wren has returned to the Scumhunters on a 2 year, $3.3 million per year deal. Bottle Knight re-signed with the Scumhunters on a 1 year, $4 million per year deal. On July 18th, Moat officially retired and left the game. 24 Scumhunters are still playing. August 2020 The Scumhunters have been adding non-Mafia players and are over the salary cap so someone or a handful of folks could end up being released. We'll see how it goes. September 2020 The Lord of Hats (Canada), Pinterest Mom (USA), and Bird Strike (Slovakia) have been called up for the World Cup. Hats is an alternate captain for Canada. All three teams are in Group A along with Russia. Brutal. Bird Strike in goal led Slovakia to a 3...

Epilogue Year 3

July 2019 Murmur Twin, Poison Mushroom, Bottle Knight, Moat Illata, and Snooze Cruise did end up leaving the Scumhunters. Snooze Cruise re-signed for 2 years, $3.6 million per year. Murmur Twin re-signed for 3 years, $4.4 million per year. Moat Illata re-signed for 2 years, $3.5 million per year. Poison Mushroom re-signed for 5 years, $3.7 million per year Then this happened I know the name Mills isn't super uncommon, but it's funny to me that a random player the computer signed happened to overlap. All those signings meant the Scumhunters were way over budget though, and with a certain player on the trading block... It's possible that we are just putting her through waivers so that we can then assign her to one of our minor league teams, but, I doubt it. Good luck on your future endeavors, Asiina. Quidnose was called back to the main roster. Bottle Knight signed with the Calgary Flames on a 1 year, $4.2 million dollar deal. August 2019 Nothing re...